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“I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.”

Unknown (via naturaekos)

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Creeping

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A bouquet of clumsy words: you know that place between sleep and awake where you’re still dreaming but it’s slowly slipping? I wish we could feel like that more often. I also wish I could click my fingers three times and be transported to anywhere I like. I wish that people didn’t always say ‘just wondering’ when you both know there was a real reason behind them asking. And I wish I could get lost in the stars. Listen, there’s a hell of a good universe next door, let’s go.

E.E. Cummings (via naturaekos)

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A bunch of innocent people are dead and now all of a sudden everyone is a goddamn political expert? Shut the fuck up already, if you wanted change as badly as your Facebook status claims you’d put your phone down and go do something about it. (Says the girl posting on Tumblr) 

I don’t care who you’re voting for can’t we just make a collective human race effort to not be so violent? 

STOP blaming a whole religion for what a few extremists have done

STOP blaming a whole race for what a few people have done

STOP blaming an entire group for what a few members have done

STOP automatically hating something you don’t understand and just take a second to learn about it. Who knows, you might find common ground.

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What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

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Young elephant playing on a beach in Phuket, Thailand by John Lindie

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Lana del Rey for Fader Magazine by Geordie Wood

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Fun shark attack facts:

In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.

In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.

In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.

For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

Humans are assholes.

Sharks are not assholes.

Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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"All the other fairies fly. Why don’t you?" (x) 

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Anastasia + songs

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Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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Save Ferris - Come On Eileen

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