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Just something I’ve been working on for the last couple of days for fun~ ^_^

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listen, if we don’t track down the female who’s presenting nipples to everyone we’re doomed

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tumblr said no more ducklings😔

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hey this is the funniest fucking thing

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Tumblr before and after 17/12

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Half of Tumblr: You can find me on this other site, and this one, and I’ll probably make an account here, oh, this sucks—

The Other Half: Huehuehue My FeMale PReseNTinG nIpPLeS

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or you can just photoshop Captain America’s nipples over your own female-presenting nipples.

because flagging Captain America’s nipples is unAmerican, and we just can’t do that in Trump’s America.

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What a shame the poor groom’s bride was a female presenting nipple

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December 18th

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us: all women are queens

staff: if she has female presenting nipples, she’s a tHOT

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Me on December 18th: nippl-

Tumblr Staff:

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@staff

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“female presenting nipple”

(Saint Agatha by Francisco de Zurbarán, ca. 1630-33)

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@staff writing out their new guidelines in a desperate attempt to get back on the app store

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For your consideration a tile pattern of conversation hearts I made with everyone’s favorite Nancy quotes on them.