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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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Just something I’ve been working on for the last couple of days for fun~ ^_^
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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listen, if we don’t track down the female who’s presenting nipples to everyone we’re doomed
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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tumblr said no more ducklings😔
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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hey this is the funniest fucking thing
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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Tumblr before and after 17/12
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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Half of Tumblr: You can find me on this other site, and this one, and I’ll probably make an account here, oh, this sucks—
The Other Half: Huehuehue My FeMale PReseNTinG nIpPLeS
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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or you can just photoshop Captain America’s nipples over your own female-presenting nipples.
because flagging Captain America’s nipples is unAmerican, and we just can’t do that in Trump’s America.
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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What a shame the poor groom’s bride was a female presenting nipple
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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December 18th
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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us: all women are queens
staff: if she has female presenting nipples, she’s a tHOT
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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Me on December 18th: nippl-
Tumblr Staff:
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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@staff
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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“female presenting nipple”
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(Saint Agatha by Francisco de Zurbarán, ca. 1630-33)
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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@staff writing out their new guidelines in a desperate attempt to get back on the app store
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mother-of-megalodon · 6 years ago
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For your consideration a tile pattern of conversation hearts I made with everyone’s favorite Nancy quotes on them.
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