i'm just a little gremlin who plays indie games he/him, 19
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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you
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I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.
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I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.
And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT
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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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