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Conversation I had with a buddy of mine last night while trying to load a dishwasher for the first time.

Me: The package wont tell me where to put the detergent pod at.

Buddy: Let's me see it.

Me: Well im trying to find-

Buddy: Just let me see it!

Me: *Shows camera the pack of detergent pods*

Buddy: No! SHOW THR FUCKING DISHWASHER TO ME!

Me: WELL HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN WHEN YOU DONT SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN "IT"?!

Buddy: Okay so the little door is where the pod goes.

Me: Thank youuuu ☺️

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I know its nowhere near Yule season, but i never made a post about the Yule so teehee here yall go.

Very random but specific detail. In the 1890s, green carnations were used as a secret symbol among gay and bisexual men. The trend was started by Oscar Wilde and carried on for years.

All this to say that Asher would most definitely have a green carnation hidden in his suit or showing pinned in his pocket. Its his own little way of being himself without anyone else knowing what the flower means.

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What is Aurora and Asher’s opinion on my WIFE Matilda weasley

Asher: I really admire Headmistress Weasley! She's strong, and brave, and smart! If I had to become any kind of person in the future, I'd want to be just like her!

Aurora: Headmistress Weasley... She's never ceases to impress me. She takes her role seriously, and thankfully doesn't let Garreths foolery get in the way. (Perhaps its a bit funny to watch him be reprimanded by her... Don't tell him I said that-)

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ASHER

what's it like being the cutest ever i can't think of anything else to ask so RRAAGGHHH

Asher: Wait- Me? I guess... I guess it feels pretty good! I didn't know anyone thought I was cute... Thank you!

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Hey everyone! Im doing a little bit of an ask exercise to get back into the swing of things, so my ask box is officially open once more!

Feel free to ask both Aurora and Asher any questions you have!

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Save him

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Asher fidgeting uncomfortably in his dorm.

Leander: You alright?

Asher: Yeah- Just... I think I got the wrong size trousers at the shops yesterday. They're too tight...

Leander, speaking without thinking: Well if you dont like wearing them, just take them off.

Asher choking on his spit

Leader, genuinely clueless: What? What did I say?

Asher, recovering: Nothing-

Leader: No what did I say!? What's wrong?!

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MY BELOVED YOURE BACK!!

YEAHHHHHKEHDJHFJSOS WE ARE SO NACK!!!!!! GET READY FOR TEN TIMES THE TOM FUCKERY THAN BEFORE CAUSE I HAVE AN ASHER ITCH THAT NEEDS TO BE SCRATCHED!!!

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Hey everyone! Its me! Im not dead! Now I know I've been gone for a very long time, and I cannot apologize enough! So allow me to explain...

At the time of my last post here, I was in full swing for rehearsals for my drama club musical. We were being held until around 8-9pm each day doing run throughs and dances until our feet couldnt work 😭

I also have been very busy with worrying about graduating seeing as this is my senior year. Trying to plan a grad party is not as easy as it seems.

There also have been some major life changes that have affected those around me. I won't be going into any details about that though. Yall dont wanna hear it 😭.

With summer approaching, I think I will finally have some time to get back into the swing of posting and liking everyone's amazing things here! I have a lot of catching up to do 😭

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Would anyone want to hear about Asher and Leander cause my brain is rotting for them I NEED and excuse to talk about them. (Also I came up with a ship name. It's Prewdale.)

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She is me and I am her

theseus: are you good in bed?

chiara: yes, i can sleep for 20 hours

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Based on the post I made about Ashers scars glowing when he uses a lot of ancient magic:

Asher, shirt off: This is the skin of a killer, Leander.

Leander: You almost died, please stop joking about this-

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Aurora and Ominis:

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YESSS!!!! COOOKKKKK!!!!

agggtm au and hogwarts au crossover... since they both take place in school... let me cook

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The Mooncalves had a very rocky start, can you tell?

If you ask Chris, he just hates when arrogant peacocks blow smoke at him and his best friend.

If you ask Sunan, he just hates when second-rate musicians make him late for an important flight.

If you ask Nfy, he doesn't hate anyone. He just came to play drums at the gig…

In less than a day:

Sunan and Chris end up playing riffs for half a night together (doesn't mean they befriended that fast tho XD);

Nfy and Sunan discuss biscuits during morning tea (when Sunan learns that Chris keeps sugar in his kitchen just for Nfy);

All three of them sing songs in a car.

NFY @traceyc-uk, Sunan @dom1re

Base

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EVWRYONE WAKE TF UP CHAR JIST POSTED!!!!

agggtm au drabble because yes

TW: mentions of death and suicide, please proceed with caution if these are upsetting topics to you!

Chiara has the map open on her phone, but she doesn’t really need it. Everyone around these parts knows where the Scamander family’s house is. It doesn’t look any different from the other houses, not really- except for the fact that more often than not, cruel words are spray painted on the walls or the sidewalk. She’s always found it ridiculous- the remaining family hadn’t done anything wrong, and it’s not like some paint will change what happened. If it happened the way people say it did.

She shifts the plastic tupperware container she’s carrying under her arm. Suddenly this doesn’t seem like such a good idea. Victoria had tried to tell her not to get involved… Then again, when has she ever listened to common sense? Besides, the worst that can happen is they tell her off.

Squaring her shoulders, she approaches the white painted door, trying not to lose her nerve. They’re just a normal, regular family. Except they’re not, they’re the most notorious people in town because of their oldest son being a suspected killer.

Everyone knows what happened. Or, what allegedly happened. 

5 years ago, Isabella Vamoth had disappeared without a trace. Her boyfriend, Lucien Scamander, had been the primary suspect. A few days after Bella was last seen, Lucien sent his father a text saying he’d had something to do with it, and was later found dead in the woods of apparent suicide. Case closed. He killed her and then himself, unable to deal with the guilt.

Chiara has never truly bought that story, though. Alright, the evidence doesn’t look good. Her blood was found under his nails, there were eyewitness accounts saying they’d been fighting in the days leading up to Bella going missing, and the confession… well. But a body was never found, and to this day no one knows if Bella is actually dead. The police had fumbled the investigation (who’s surprised?), and Lucien had a solid alibi for the night she disappeared.

Not to mention, Chiara knew him. People can lie, yes, and people can hide who they are, but she simply can’t believe that Lucien Scamander was capable of a murder, especially against his own girlfriend. So then, what really happened to her?

That’s what Chiara is here to, hopefully, find out.

She takes a deep breath, and knocks on the door.

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