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Oh Mr Winchester

Main Chapters, here:

Read Chapter 1 here! - Your wonderful and older neighbor, Dean Winchester, gets jealous one day when he sees a guy leave your house one morning when your parents are gone.

Read Chapter 2 here! - Dean implies the things a man his age can do to you rather than a boy your age.

Read Chapter 3 here! - You undress in your room to tease your neighbor, Dean, back because you know he’s shamelessly watching you.

Read Chapter 4 here! - You go for a swim in a bikini to get back at Dean who has been casually doing the same to tease you.

Read Chapter 5 here! - Dean shows you how good he can really be with his hands while making suggestive implications and you in return tease him on the kitchen counter with little to no clothing.

Read Chapter 6 here! - After a while of not seeing your neighbor, Dean shows up with a scruff that drives you insane, that you use against him by showing how dirty you have been for him.

Read Chapter 7 here! - Dean gets jealous of another man in a bar and lets you know who you really belong to and who can please you the right way.

Read Chapter 8 here! - Dean decides you need a punishment after what happened, against the Impala, as in return you let him know a couple more things about your kinks.

Read Chapter 9 here! - Feelings finally revealed, you and Dean should be getting over the teasing, but he is determined to win this game even if he has to tease you under the table in front of your parents.

Read Chapter 10 here! - You and Dean have some time alone, driving lessons it’s called, but it’s only a chance to get real handsy for the first time.

Read Chapter 11 here! - The winner is revealed, roles are set, and with Dean having had enough he just takes you on top of the hood and becomes your first. 

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Deleted Scenes & Secondary Chapters, here:

Read Special Chapter 1 here! - After a wonderful night shared with your neighbor, Dean, on top of the hood, despite his warnings, he is the one to catch a cold. You decide to help him but only make it worse with all the teasing.

Read Special Chapter 2 here! - The time has come for you and your lovely neighbor, Dean, to reveal to your parents the truth. Only thing is it doesn’t go as planned… in a way.

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Castiel x Reader Masterlist

Sweet Innocence (fluff)

Great Catch, Cas! (fluff)

Castiel’s Kitten (fluff)

Castiel’s Sweater (fluff)

Cocoa with Cas (fluff)

An Understanding (angst/fluff) *Author’s Choice*

An Angel’s First Carving (fluff)

Angel Bobbing (fluff)

Fixing Up Castiel (fluff)

No, Castiel (angst/fluff)

Sledding with Castiel (fluff)

Angel’s Touch (angst/fluff)

Castiel’s New Friend (fluff) *Author’s Choice*

Saved by an Angel (angst/fluff)

Dr. Castiel (fluff)

Up Close and Personal (fluff)

Angelic Halloween (fluff)

Uh-Oh (slight fluff)

Castiel’s Offer (fluff/angst)

Movie Night (fluff)

You’re A Masterpiece (fluff)

To Castiel’s Surprise (fluff)

True Love (fluff)

Cooking With Cas (fluff)

Castiel’s Trench Coat (angst/fluff)

Castiel the Hero (fluffish)

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Lucifer x Reader Masterlist

Cuddling with the Devil (fluff)

Making Big Brother Proud (Lucifer x Sister!Reader/Sam/Dean)

Lucifer’s Babe (fluff)

She’s on Fire Part 1 (angst/fluff)

She’s on Fire Part 2 (angst)

Satan’s Fool (fluff)

Kooky for Luci (fluff)

A Broken Soul (angst)

Lucifer’s Preening (fluff) *Author’s Choice*

Satan’s Snow Day (fluff)

Devil’s Advocate (fluff)

Satan’s Admiration (fluff) *Author’s Choice*

Bad Reputation (fluff)

The Devil’s Temptation (fluff)

Meeting Satan (fluff)

In Your Dreams (fluff)

Satan Cares? (fluff/angst)

Satan’s Wrath (angst)

You’re A Mean One, Satan (fluff)

What the Hell?? (angst)

Devilish Sweets (fluff)

Devilish Wings (fluff)

Satan the Bully  (angsty/ slight fluff)

Lucifer’s Confession  (fluff/implied sex)

Set Satan Free (fluff)

You Tricky Devil You (fluff)

Forever Loyal (fluff/death of a character)

Lucifer’s Gotcha (fluff)

Religion is Complicated (angst/fluff)

Angel (angst)

Protecting Lucifer (fluff)

Satan the Softie (fluff)

Nothing Lasts Forever (angst/fluff)

Late Night Walk (fluff)

A Comforting Lucifer (angst/hurt/comfort)

Up On A Rooftop (fluff)

Relaxing with Lucifer (fluff)

Taken By Satan (angst/mentions of abuse/slight fluff)

The Reveal (fluff)

Lucifer’s Number One (fluffish)

A Patient Lucifer (fluff)

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The Mercenary

This was written by Jonah B., he is an intelligent man and you can find him @co2ultraspider he is absolutely great.

Allan Grant: Episode Two Code: Scrap Outskirts of Town (Outside Wall) 0428 I stood waiting with my green sea bag on my back and my double barrel pistol on my side. The mission was simple enough, go two towns over and provide security while another group stole the food from the food pantry. It would be easy enough if I wasn’t working fucking god damn rookies, to my knowledge it was just some lackeys from Vincent’s gang. The sun would be rising soon…I hoped the other people would show up soon or I’d just go on my own. “Hey mercenary!” came a familiar voice. I turned seeing Bryan Ramirez, a rival mercenary. Well to be honest most mercenaries were rivals, we were all trying to complete jobs to survive. Bryan wore a torn dark blue camo hoodie with navy fatigue pants, he had a black sling pack on and held a Mk-45 in his left hand. His dark red hair was tied up, but it looked still messy…he’d been in a fight recently. I looked down at his boots seeing there was specs of dry blood, it could’ve been from a while ago but given his history with Vincent something told me there was more to the story. “Hey Bryan,” I said looking back up at him, “didn’t think Vincent would hire you for something like this.” “Yeah well,” he said with a shrug, “I can be quite the convincing guy. He told me get this job done and we’d call things square.” “And you wanna square things up with him?” I asked watching his expression. He glared at me, I kept an eye on his trigger finger. “Look you wanna get this job done or do you wanna play twenty-one questions!” he yelled pushing past me. There was no point in continuing messing with him, though I did have a feeling he was lying about Vincent. “How’re we getting to Trenton?” he asked. “Had Nico equip the Sandhawk with some extra support and armor for the mission,” I said taking out the keys, “But since you and I are going I don’t think we’ll need it that much. We’ll be going inside on foot, I don’t want another accident with this jeep. Nico gets real pissed about that stuff.” Bryan rolled his eyes chuckling. “Let’s just head to the job.” He said. “Right, are you on the food pantry team?” I asked. Bryan paused, he didn’t know about the two teams. “Yeah,” he said, “I um…I’m helping with that.” Yeah he was for sure lying. Two powerful mercenaries on the same team, seemed a bit overkill. But I didn’t have anymore time for this, we needed to just get this job done, and it wouldn’t matter so long as I got paid. “Come on Bryan.” I said shaking my head as I headed towards the Sandhawk, “you know the drill.” Trenton Town (Wall Outside) 0514 We drove up to the side entrance wall stopping before we’d get in sight of the sentry. The sun was gonna rise in just around forty minutes to an hour, there’d be no room for error…or Bryan’s famous killing sprees. “Hey Allan,” Bryan said as he got out of the passenger seat, “Why don’t you do your little ability thing as see how guards we’re dealing with while I cover the Sandhawk up.” Psh, like I needed him telling me how to mercenary. I looked over at the wall as my eyes went x ray mode. Right, I guess I didn’t mention it but most mercenaries like me and Bryan had amazing abilities. For me my eyes could go night vision, x ray vision, heat vision, and tracking. Bryan could control weapons, like make them appear so…he was a walking weapons rack. “Got two guards on lookout near center of town and maybe…ten guys just around town with some big looking guns.” I said as my vision returned to normal, “should be a pretty easy fight if we do this right. We keep this quiet and quick and maybe we can avoid a town hating us in the future.” “You watch yourself Allan,” he said as he pushed past me, “I can handle myself.” So much for using teamwork… Trenton Town (Inside) 0520 As I climbed over the wall, I was able to actually see the town for what it was. Trenton was a dump…the buildings were boarded up and people looked sickly as hell. What was the point of robbing a place like this? They had nothing. I did another quick scan before I ran down the street, I spotted a figure standing on a rooftop. He wore a sleeveless jean jacket and dusty blue jeans, from the looks of him he was a mercenary. “Hey buddy,” I said as I stopped in my tracks, “You ain’t gonna wanna do this. Why don’t you just go back where you came from.” He smiled as his skin turned pale white as he grew fangs and sprouted wings, his body looking more deformed. “Ugh…gross!” I cried reaching for my gun, “Do we really have to do this?!” He screeched as he swooped down at me trying to get a swipe at me with his claws. He was fast but I’d had plenty of training against people like him, people who like to overdose on powercore energy to get stronger. Me being a test tube experiment, I didn’t have much of a choice but lately these mercenaries were getting desperate. I couldn’t shoot this guy, I was supposed to be doing this with stealth. I’d need to get this guy grounded and knock him out. I quickly scanned his body searching out his weak spots as he dove past me. I quickly grabbed on to his neck pulling him backwards, he jerked forward sending me flying into the dirt. I put my gun away taking out my knife as he charged at me again. He ran into me at full force sending me back a bit, I caught my balance as I stabbed him behind his ear. He screeched again as I tossed him into the dirt, stabbing him in the side. He changed back to normal as he struggled to get up. “Fuck…” he groaned as I walked over to him, “I-I’m not done ye-yet.” “Hey man,” I said as I kneeled down, “I gave you a chance to walk away.” I quickly got him in a chokehold, choking him out. He put up a bit of a fight but even a blind man could see the fight was over. I dropped him on the ground, as I got up dusting myself off. He might’ve actually have been a threat had he known what he was doing. No time to waste though, it’d be sunrise soon. I took off down the street running for the tower in the center of town. No doubt Bryan had beaten me. When I reached the tower I found two duffle bags outside of the tower, full of guns and medical supplies. Bryan was no where in sight, and also it seemed he’d done a number on the guards around the tower as well. “Good you finally decided to show up.” Came Bryan’s voice. I turned seeing him walking out with two more bags. “Vincent didn’t tell us to rob the place clean,” I said folding my arms, “there’s no reason to overdo it. This town is already suffering.” “Yeah well so are some of us,” he said pushing past me, “you can either help me or you can stand aside. I already stole a van from these fucks.” He was never very good at hiding lies, then again he also wasn’t much of a brains. “You sure Vincent will pay extra for this?” I asked as I picked up two duffle bags. “Man fuck Vincent,” he snarled, “fucking prick. What has he ever done to help us out? He’s just a piece of shit thug.” “He’s also our employer.” I said “One of them!” Bryan yelled dropping the duffle bags, “I’m not doing this for him Allan. Help me out or be taken down.” As mercenaries it wasn’t uncommon for Bryan and I to often bump heads, but I could tell that he was dead serious about this. But now really wasn’t the time for this, if we spent anymore time we’d end up getting caught and the stealth mission would be ruined. “Relax Bryan,” I said calmly, “You’re right, okay? Is that what you want to hear? We really don’t have time for this crap man.” “I’m not letting you in the van,” he said not looking at me, “Sorry man.” I dropped the duffle bags, balling up my fists. Goddamn it Bryan! We didn’t have time for his childish behavior. I feel it should go without saying but Bryan’s stupidity ended up getting us surrounded by guards. “Hands up thieves!” came a man’s voice. We both turned seeing four guards standing in armor, holding guns at the ready. Fuck We were pushed out in the open where another squad of soldiers stood with guns drawn, for a total of eight guards. I quickly turned on my x ray vision scanning around to look for any other guards. Two snipers were up on a tower not too far away looking in our direction bringing the total up to ten guards. Not to mention there was probably their actual army force on standby, gearing up currently for a total of possibly thirty to forty guards. I looked over at Bryan mouthing the number to him, he nodded understanding. “Scan em,” said one of the guards standing back behind us, “you know how these mercenary types are.” I sighed as I felt the cold metal of the scanner jabbing me in the neck, it beeped loudly. “Sh-shit…” the guard said quickly stepping back, “they’re one of them! Freaks!” They all raised their weapons, taking aim. “That’s a bit rude,” I said shaking my head, “You didn’t even scan my buddy.” Bryan chuckled as he stuck out his hands, the guns being yanked out of the soldier’s hands. “We don’t have time for your games,” he said as the guns crumpled into nothingness, “believe me I’d love to kill you all but I’m just trying to leave.” People, normal innocent people, began to leave their homes to see what all the noise was about. This situation could be getting out of hand, but I doubted Bryan was going to leave without his duffle bags. I took out my pistol keeping people at bay, as Bryan and I began taking steps back towards the van. “Grab the bags Allan,” he whispered as he summoned an M4, “I can keep watch of these people.” I picked up the duffle bags tossing them in the back of the van, we needed to leave. Bang! The fuck…please tell me he didn’t. I ran around the van seeing a man, middle aged bleeding out with Bryan standing over him. “What the fuck Bry?!” I yelled pushing him, “You said you’d watch them!” “He came at me,” he said with a shrug, “let’s just go man.” He walked past me, getting into the van, closing the door. I didn’t want to leave this place like this though…but I didn’t have much of a choice. A job was a job, part of being a mercenary was having people not like you. It was something that I was willing to accept. Dessert 0558 “You shouldn’t have killed that man.” I said breaking the silence as we drove, “he was just trying to protect his family.” Bryan sat in the back, laying down with his face in the cushion. “Look I didn’t want to do it,” he mumbled, “the guy fucking ran at me. It was my reflexes.” Like I’d said, he and I disagreed quite a lot but one of the biggest problems I had with him was his lack of remorse for killing innocent people. We weren’t in any danger, those people had nothing without their guns. Hell even if they’d made a bomb we’d be injured but not dead! “I’m pretty drained from all that crap,” he said closing his eyes, “Mind if we take a break before you turn in whatever you have?” We’d made pretty good time, despite Bryan being a fuck boy at the last second. I guessed we could make a quick stop. The closest town happened to be Scrap City, where Nico and Barry worked. Be a great time to see if I could get an upgrade. “Sure,” I said looking in the rearview mirror, “We’re going to Scrap City.” “Ah…going to go see your boyfriend.” Bryan laughed from the backseat. So immature. “Yes,” I said rolling my eyes, “I haven’t seen Nico in a bit of a while as well.” Yes, Nico was my boyfriend and my mechanic. He was really good when it came to electronics and weapon upgrades. I sped up, speeding through the dessert. To Be Continued….

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Nightmare

Fandom: The Originals

Pairing: Klaus x Reader

Warning: N/A

Writer: rightwhereiwantyou (AKA Me)

Requested By: Anonymous

Request: I read you are doing one-shots now? sooo cool! <3 So can I ask for a vampire diaries one-shot for Klaus when he comforts his girlfriend after a nightmare?

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REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANS-BOY OR TRANS-GIRL

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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Cas, Lucifer, or Dean?

For the next fic. Can't really decide. And if you know of any good TWD imagine Negan creators hit me up

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It's gonna be hard to hate Negan when Jeffery Dean Morgan is walking sex

Just being blunt

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We all should

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So im back

Yeah so i know i dont have the right to ask for this but i have a friend, CO2UltraSpider who streams on twitch. Hes really good and an amazing person. If you follow him and maybe watch the streams I could write you a fic? Or whatever. Anyways Im back and I'll probably write one every two weeks or so. I dont have a ton of time

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The fact that people, especially some women, hate feminism is the reason we NEED feminism.

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Reblog if your icon is a perfect person.

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What about Lucifer and Balthazar? They're sexy sassy sons of bitches too.

… Do angels dirty talk? I feel like they would be very literal and use the correct terminology for everything… 

Except maybe Gabriel… I feel like he’d be all over the dirty talk.

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Supernatural Themed Personal Asks

Dean: Who would you selflessly help out no matter what?

Sam: How tall are you?

Cas: Who is your current crush?

Bobby: Do you have a chosen family?

Rufus: IRL friends on here?

Benny: Who's your best friend?

John: What is one weird obsession you have?

Mary: Do you love your mother?

Ellen: Who's your mentor?

Jo: Do you have an unrequited love?

Gabriel: Favorite sweet thing to eat?

Balthazar: Any sex kinks?

Michael: What are some of your flaws?

Lucifer: What are you proud of?

Raphael: Eye and Hair color?

Garth: Any weird habits?

Bela: Something you can't live without?

Charlie: Sexual orientation?

Anna: Are you a virgin?

Lisa: Are you in a relationship?

Hannah: Have you ever pretended to be someone you're not?

Abaddon: What color is your hair?

Crowley: what would you do if you were king? (of hell or the world)

Becky: Celeb crush/es?

Chuck: What would you change to make the world better?