mosslover999

[mosslover999]

q: kris how are the braces a: i get this asked a lot, and the answer is simple: i am not trapped with the braces, they are trapped with me

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q: kris what do you think of skibidi toilet a: leave

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q: what's your favorite video on the internet a: this one. life changing. please watch it. enjoy it. cherish even. (life changing video)

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q: hey kris have you ever tried mixing moss with- a: THERE IS NO "WITH" YOU HEATHENS. YOU DON'T ADD KETCHUP TO A GOOD STEAK. YOU DON'T FORCE A SEQUEL TO A SATISFYING STORY. YOU DO NOT LOOK UP AT THE STARS IN THE SKY AND PLAN TO ADD LIGHTS OF YOUR OWN! KEEP THE MOSS SEPERATE! DON'T LET THE FLAME DIE OUT!

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q: kris what would you be if not a human a: robot. i'd have a rocket fist. ROCKETO PAUUUWNCH!

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Q: what is your favorite color A: green. moss. come on people.

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q: kris what is your favorite noise

a: a a a a a a a a h that one

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you know what most of these questions suck I should do my own q a i'll answer some stuff about myself, the things that the people REALLY want to know

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my favorite video game? that's a good question. someone should ask me that instead of asking me for the fifteenth time about "clovers".

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i should start answering more of these questions with NO, i'm sure i will have plenty of chances to do so

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okay we've all tried doing the Kamehameha before right

we also all had it work once and that's why we stopped trying to do it

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he looks NOTHING like my drawing my drawing was COOL and AWESOME while Ralsei is SOFT and SUSCEPTIBLE TO DAMAGE

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dess really liked banana pizza.

listen I'll eat anything but like... that was bad.

ngl tho kinda craving a slice rn

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this app seems to be all about conspiracies and strange men wearing suits so i got one: who is the ocean man. i don't want him taking me by the hand and leading me ANYWHERE until i have more info. people are too trusting. they should be like ME. EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE. also the suit is likely a swimsuit there we hit the quota

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you know i actually never remember how i get here.

where is here. huh.

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we wanted to include ralsei on the hack and slash so we could call it the hack and slash and hat but he said no

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you all really need to work on your grammar how do you spell kris with a w this should be scientifically impossible