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If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the »emergency burger« used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress

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I think the channel description is a little funny and notable.

“A reputation for its rigorous enforcement of the laws of physics”

“Some try to be sneaky, some try to be quick, some try to argue, but the bridge always wins.”

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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if I were a DM (which I found out I have a bit of the creativity to make encounters but not so much story), I’d introduce a running gag of making the party fight “the small one” enemies on occasion. They die in 1 hit no matter what (they have 0 HP, but they will not die until they are ‘hit’ by an attack, so even just intimidating them instantly kills them), do 1 damage and give nothing.

then I’m gonna make them face “the big one”, and chaos will ensue.

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I’m still very amused at how well it works. I’m just upset that the editing sucks. Please, anybody, if you think you can do better than this iMovie garbage, give it a shot.

I remember seeing that the Shrek 2 version of “Holding Out For a Hero”lasts nearly as long as Fly Octo Fly. So I ended up making this with a crappy video editor since no else made this before, or so I believe. I smashed this together a while back, and I still think back to it since it fit surprisingly well. Enjoy the bad quality of gameplay that isn’t mine due to lack of recording software.

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I've realized there are 2 very different ways to interpret my last post

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every tight knit friend group got the: - always at 1HP - never has inventory space - refuses to wear armour

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Drawings from the space in a daily journal

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For the uninitiated, here's a snippet of what I do when inspired

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I think I’ve really underused the whole concept that one of my OCs has a structural scar because of a broken nose and cannot smell.

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very uncertain

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dance dance octo!!!! she's killing it

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Agent 4 dooble

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and by any beans necessary, I just ate the best chili ever. Life is good.

I swear on my empty heart: I’m gonna learn to love myself,

by any beans necessary.

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I swear on my empty heart: I’m gonna learn to love myself,

by any beans necessary.

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still getting used to digital

I had a dream I had a really cool cowboy gun and shot some zombies. Really cool experience, almost got munched.

Joey with the same revolver from the dream.