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drag queen name ideas from my notes app but they get more and more unhinged lvl1
1. dick van dyke
2. hot commodity
3. aurora borealis
4. butch chastity
5. mary go-round
6. creature feature
7. daisy duke
honestly all of these are pretty good imho i can imagine exactly what all these drag personas would be like
it gets so much worse though
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being in a lesbian relationship is the best thing ever like omg you’re a girl and my best friend and my girlfriend?? we can have a slumber party and try our new makeup together and kiss in between applying lipstick?? i can spend the rest of my life with you AND we can share a closet?? how lucky am i!!!!
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have you, like many others, ever wondered how gimli managed to overtake legolas’ kill count during the battle of helms deep? well wonder no longer!
two factors go into this: one, arrows. in the movies, it seems like legolas has a never ending supply (i wont fault them too much for this because he does take the time to scavenge for arrows, though not during the heat of battle). in the books, though, he very quickly has to resort to using his knives once the orcs breach the wall.
two, in the books, when theoden calls for his forces to fall back behind the second wall, gimli is left fighting with a few other soldiers while legolas manages to retreat, giving gimli an opportunity to up his kill count.
now, i don’t know whether these numbers (42 and 43) are realistic for a battle of this scale, but they are the same numbers tolkien used in the books. i always think about how those kills are only a drop in the bucket against a force of 10,000, but i digress.
**edit: that scene in the movie where legolas and gimli share their kill counts is actually the first time they’re seeing each other after the battle- it’s the first time they find out that they’re both alive and well after being separated and it makes me so emotional lol
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this is my oak sapling, lizzie, who i love dearly. the second picture is the result of what i guess is the work of a chipmunk- she’s lost three healthy leaves and a bud, and her remaining leaf has been gnawed.
i’ve added more soil for stability and have moved her to safer location, but if more experienced plant parents have advice as to how and if she can best heal, i would love to hear it!
otherwise, please pray for her quick recovery <3 i am so heartbroken :(
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head canon that when frodo brought sam along to the grey havens he was secretly cherishing those last times that they got to sleep side by side, a feeling he hadn’t experienced in so long.
not to mention, in the books, rosie and sam actually move in to bag end with frodo after they get married, so he was living so tantalizingly close to sam
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love poem
let me write you
a love poem made
of paper sheets and
sun-ink, traced
on your back in
summer morning
blind-stripes that i
can run my fingers through-
put your face in
my hands and let me
see you, the way i couldn’t
when we tented under
blankets and giggled in the
dark, an amalgamation of
breath and whispers and
skin-
let me see you, the
way i can’t when you’re
near; let me sing to
the shaggy cow
and the red-wing black
bird in
your absence
a song i wrote for you-
a love poem is not
difficult; so long as
i know you love the sun and
the black bears roving and the
falcon’s keen cry in the
high blue air,
it is easy-
so let me write it.
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when you’re watching the lord of the rings, you don’t really get the full picture of just how insane it is that sam was able to defeat shelob in battle—in the book, tolkien spends literal paragraphs describing how ancient and powerful shelob is, how her skin is so tough that no warrior (NO warrior, like ever !) has been able to pierce it.
like sure sam had the phial of galadriel, but this guy is 3 and a half feet tall with absolutely zero training and he sent shelob crawling back into her little cave with nothing but pure rage. like OMG??? literal chihuahua of hobbits istg
#couple goals#lotr#lord of the rings#samwise x frodo#samwise gamgee#frodo x sam#frodo#bilbo baggins#bilbo#shelob#the two towers#the return of the king#frodo baggins
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rereading the two towers, and i’m SO obsessed with ent lore. they briefly mention the entwives in the movies, but what they don’t explain is that the entwives loved the land so much that they wanted to farm it, so they grew these gardens while the ents wandered. when the ents eventually returned to the entwives’ gardens, they found them burnt and uprooted and torn asunder by a war they weren’t a part of.
when treebeard said they “lost” the entwives, he’s not indicating that the ents are incompetent or comedically careless—he’s saying that the ents returned to find the entwives and discovered them either dead or forced so deeply into hiding that the ents have no chance of finding them again.
in the books, the ents are far more quick to reach a decision about their involvement in the war at the entmoot—they actually decide to march against isengard themselves, with no further persuasion from merry and pippin. i understand why they’re portrayed the way they are in the movies, but the books offer such a greater understanding of who the ents are—they know their own strength and they know the goings-on of middle earth, and they choose to fight because they’ve seen the destruction of the entwives; they know what happens to unwilling participants of war. the ents as a people have experienced incredible tragedy, but they retain such wisdom and strength and pride.
#lotr#lord of the rings#ents#entwives#treebeard#merry and pippin#merry#pippin#hobbits#the hobbit#the two towers
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my english professor said something about love poems being difficult to write, but i disagree. i consider every poem i write to be a love poem; a love poem to the people i love, the things i love, and to myself. i want my poems to be love letters to the world.
#writing#poetry#nature#sapphic#love poetry#english major#love poem#sylvia plath#mary oliver#ts eliot
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the thing is that war should always be reluctant. no one should want to fight. legolas and gimli and aragorn don't want to kill the orcs, they just want to to save merry and pippin. gandalf does not want to fight the balrog, he wants to pass through moria unharmed. aragorn doesn't even want to take power from the stewards of gondor, he just wants the people to have a stable leader. faramir says it best when he hopes that one day they will tell stories, sitting on a wall in the sun, laughing at old grief. we just want better times. we just want to be happy. we don't want to fight, we only fight because we have to. because they are forcing us
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No one makes Galadriel spooky enough. Like yea I get she’s the most beautiful elven maiden the world has ever seen but she’s also downright unsettling.
I bet she fuckin stares at people without blinking for like a solid five minutes and then when you finally ask her what fuck is up she tells you how you’re gonna die.
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one of the best things about having a name from the lord of the rings is that i always have a fun fact about me ready to go. oh, you want to do an icebreaker? you want to play two truths and a lie? i got you !
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no name
yours is a place with no name-
not coldwater, nor chestnut, nor
creed’s- my mind can only
take me there, to look on the
splitting screen door and the
steps you painted red with
black horses and clover
still, some winters, i hear the sleigh
bells, their ring and the harsh
thud-creak of the paint-stuck
door- we’d come in from the
snow-blowing to see
kerosene lamps and a softly
shedding christmas tree
recall the room you prepared for
me; the canopies, the fairy
house, the hammock hanging over
a floor painted blue with rabbits,
then the wall-trees and wall-lands and
ceiling-branches; all a porch-mural
in which i could live
it smelled deliciously of must-
in the cellar, at least, treading
age-hard oak to feed the stove-
mouth coal- it smelled of sulphur, often,
when you filled the apron sink with dish
water and looked out the window to
the wild, cumulus hydrangeas
all that i touched became a
thrill; wood-handled fridge and
wood-seated toilets, muslin curtains and
iron door latches and cabinet
latches and great-grandmother-
braided rugs, everything wine-
aged and sweet
yours is a place with no name, but i
know how the walls trilled when the sun
blossomed over wind-mill hills; how the
window-candles welcomed and the
tree swing waved and you
beckoned on that porch to the tune of
black birds singing.
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dances
rain slips to the ground,
heedless of the sun.
we make the grass our bed,
entwining our bared arms while
mist hangs low, tickling
our noses and blunting grass-blades,
and we get up and twirl
in the wet, cool,
watching the clouds wheel
and bump, undulating
in a sweet sky-dance
that never ceases,
not even for the delicious
chill of night.
we catch fireflies in our palms,
watch our wrists glow
green and our tired
eyes twinkle. the
moon is up;
we hoot and sing,
gasping at bat-wing flutters
and the feel of
clasped fingers,
damp skin on skin.
#original poetry#writing#poetry#nature#lesbian#forest#hozier#sapphic#aesthetic#aesthetic poetry#autumn#rainymood
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change
dawn-dark
you gut your pockets
hooked fingers draw out
wrinkly white innards
and change clatters
to the floor
stoop!
catch the rolling quarters
feel their ribbed edges
clutch the pennies
in your palms
quick!
search the floorboards
nickels spiral
scratch, scratch, scratch!
you breathe
you rasp
back bent and
lungs heaving
too old for retrieving dimes
and prickly nail-bed
splinters
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