moronishbananapeel

[moronishbananapeel]

Now i accept that it was a big mistake reading seven husbands of evelyn hugo. Now every time I see a woman in a green dress with a slit and one leg handing out, I go insane and wild. I have to fall for her and my heartbeat Haas to rise.

Why are all the Taylors trying to ruin my life.

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Harry styles is the only teenage girl I will tolerate.

[moronishbananapeel]

I had a killer dream today. For some incoherent reasons, I dreamt of Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift hooking up near a historical house which was owned by "bette porter". And dude all my shit went loose.

Literally!!!!!!

Cause while they were kissing, I was running around in a diaper because i had diarrhea.

[moronishbananapeel]

I live in a mildly homophobic asian household and my mother just asked me to open a jar of jam. Me, as a moron lesbian got so happy at the thought and everyone at my house was so fucking confused. This somehow made my freaking day.

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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just watched big little lies and not be a raging Lesbian but the sexual tension between all the female characters is too much for me. Everytime I see them together, the better part of me wants them to kiss.

And why the fuck did you choose a cast like this? Whhhhhhyyyyyy?????

[moronishbananapeel]

Keeley fucking Jones kissed a GIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL !! !! !! !! !!

I can't remember how long I've been rooting for this.

Ah, My heart ❤️