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A physics teacher, but he’s a magician. Every time he’s trying to demonstrate something about physics he can’t because he keeps accidentally doing tricks and defying gravity. Like: “Ok, kids, now I’m gonna show you how the Earth attracts this book.”
“AHW, COME ON! It’s levitating again! FUCK!”
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You and your friends download an app that tells you how old you will be when you meet your soulmate. Theirs say things like 25 or 30, but yours says 500. You all have a laugh, brush it off, and it becomes a memory. 10 years later, you notice you haven’t aged at all.
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bts :- *about to eat hotdogs*
hob :- SHOT ! SHOT ! SHOT ! SHOT ! SHOT-
bts :- EVERYBODY !!
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“what’s your favorite food?” jk: “i eat everything” (cr.)(tr.)
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
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Hello everyone! Here’s the flowershop au YoonJin comic, requested by anonymous. I’m sorry it took so long. ^^;
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You are missed. You are loved. You worked hard.
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