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whoever decided to give me a human form, i hope u lost your job. i was supposed to be a little goblin living in a tiny house in the woods

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Look. It's not that Arthur is dumb, or bad with people. It's just that Merlin has a world-class streak of nat 20s on deception, and Arthur has never rolled higher than a 4 on an insight check in his entire life.

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Haldir in his armor in 4k 2nd version

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i’m so glad i logged on for goncharov day. i was offline for like 18 hours on plinko horse blorbo weekend and it was like going on vacation and then coming home to a foreign country. all these posts are saying “lol the twitter users must be so confused!” as if that is not also true of anyone who forgot to charge their phone last night. i love it here.

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That fucking chair. To gain it, it demands you win partners, call them friends, make them promises. To keep it, it demands you break them all. One day, when all is settled here, we should burn that fucking chair.

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#my last two braincells

WandaVision (2021) dir. Matt Shakman Loki (2021) dir. Kate Herron

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oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

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Hey so listen. I’ve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT

it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay. 

Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–

Geralt: My What. 

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i cant stress enough that venom 2 does not have to be good. it simply must contain at least two hours of tom hardy in a hoodie acting like a neurotic little chihuahua

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the original crows trio is amazing because jesper is so excitable and bubbly and inej has more heart than all of ketterdam put together and yet both of them have chosen as their favourite person a mean little guy with the temperament of a wet cat

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We the jury find the villain hot

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i am too soft for this world but I’m only saying that because it hurts my hand to open water bottles

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Kaz + Milo The Goat 🐐

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ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were