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Reminds me of this ben garrison comic

having sex is a lot like communism. each person gives and receives equally, you take turns reading from the communist manifesto, joseph stalin is there

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If you were a red pikmin I'd throw you into the water ok?

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You're a weakling if you say you love the medusa despite the snake hair Real champs are here loving medusa BECAUSE of her beautiful personality AND OF COURSE THE HOT SNAKE HAIR

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BITESYOUBITESYOUBITESYOUBITESYOUBITESYOU :3

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Yule trojan goat would be a funny concept

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The toddlers currently binge watching finger family among us pregnancy coffin dance elsa spiderman play with slime compilation videos are going to one day invent the most intriguing and uniquely repulsive EDM subgenre in mankind's existence on their Amazon smart home creator software in 2033

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My headcanon is that The Library of Babel, from Borges, was built by the infinite apes on typewriters who were trying to write Shakespeare

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wizards are just poets that twist people's mind juices

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I’ll praise elon musk tweets on the hope he’ll get confident enough to try neuralink on himself oceangate style

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being passionate about things is amazing guys

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whenever i see the fresno nightcrawlers all i can think about is that haunted killer jeans movie

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The first step in the process of touching ass is touching grass

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I have no mind but I must think

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Please Jordan Peele, hire me so i can make nope 2: the miracle no one asked. The ufo hats have a larval stage: it's saschatch and the fresno night crawlers. When bigfoot reachs it's maturity it grows a funny cowboy hat that goes and flies away :)

Mothman appears to warn human kind and he's hot

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movie theatres are like if platos cave slayed

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Is goliath, the bible guy, a kaiju?