morbee
Sorry i am dumb
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morbee · 3 months ago
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morbee · 9 months ago
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BITESYOUBITESYOUBITESYOUBITESYOUBITESYOU :3
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morbee · 11 months ago
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Yule trojan goat would be a funny concept
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morbee · 1 year ago
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The toddlers currently binge watching finger family among us pregnancy coffin dance elsa spiderman play with slime compilation videos are going to one day invent the most intriguing and uniquely repulsive EDM subgenre in mankind's existence on their Amazon smart home creator software in 2033
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morbee · 1 year ago
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My headcanon is that The Library of Babel, from Borges, was built by the infinite apes on typewriters who were trying to write Shakespeare
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morbee · 1 year ago
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wizards are just poets that twist people's mind juices
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morbee · 1 year ago
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I’ll praise elon musk tweets on the hope he’ll get confident enough to try neuralink on himself oceangate style
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morbee · 1 year ago
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being passionate about things is amazing guys
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morbee · 1 year ago
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whenever i see the fresno nightcrawlers all i can think about is that haunted killer jeans movie
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morbee · 2 years ago
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The first step in the process of touching ass is touching grass
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morbee · 2 years ago
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I have no mind but I must think
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morbee · 2 years ago
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Please Jordan Peele, hire me so i can make nope 2: the miracle no one asked. The ufo hats have a larval stage: it's saschatch and the fresno night crawlers. When bigfoot reachs it's maturity it grows a funny cowboy hat that goes and flies away :)
Mothman appears to warn human kind and he's hot
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morbee · 2 years ago
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movie theatres are like if platos cave slayed
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morbee · 2 years ago
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Is goliath, the bible guy, a kaiju?
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morbee · 2 years ago
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the Elon Musk effect
When twitter finally dies people will use the term “Elon Musk” to describe the Dunning-Kruger effect
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morbee · 2 years ago
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Unintellectual property. Really dumb but it's mine.
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morbee · 2 years ago
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The mario movie(1983) is a cinematic masterpiece with fungalpunk aesthetics and great energy. I'll fist fight an entire army before I let people bad mouth this legend.
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