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JUST FINISHED MY REWATCH OF FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD AND OMG I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVED IT (well, it IS my favorite so what was I expecting tehe) but the good news is that one of my good friends also started watching it and now I feel on top of the world because SOMEONE WILL GET MY REFERENCES so the moral of this is if you don't have friends that like the same media as you tie them up in your basement and make them watch it always make sure to kindly but persistently recommend it to them :D they will listen trust

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YESS MY GLORIOUS KING THIS FITS HIM SO WELL I LOVE YOU WARRIORS (on my 59th rewatch of kpop demon hunters lol)

FIT CHECK FOR MY NAPALM ERA

(also yes that’s the reigen pose lol)

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F-FOUR???!?!?!?!? nah I watch way too much horror if I woke up and saw him above my bed I would freak out-

(wars had a strangely calm reaction............. has this happened before???????)

Who taped him up there though

Saw this on Pinterest and could NOT help myself

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Okay, with the Ratatouille AU, is it okay if I make Twilight Ego instead of Time? I feel like it would fit better, but I can make it work either way!

I'm having so much fun with this, thank you for the idea!

i mean, I'm not the one who actually took time to write it, so do whatever you want!! i just really like ratatouille lol :D

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IM SO EXCITED TO READ MORE!! The fic is pretty darn awesome, so I suggest people check it out!!

@morally-gray-almost-an-arsonist @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons @blarefordaglare @blupeeblep @hero-of-the-wolf @mad-navi and else interested! Here it is, the beginning of the LU x Ratatouille crossover crackfic!

Heart, Soul, Song

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68978541/chapters/178716596

(Disclaimer: I have not watched Ratatouille in several years. My kids have, but I wasn't paying attention. I'm not putting a lot of thought or research into this, which means I'm not rewatching the movie either 😅 Just goin' off of ✨️vibes✨️)

Hyrule loved good food. What Hylian didn't? 

The best restaurant by far was Champion's Elegance, run by the famous Link Wild. Every dish sang with flavor, from the most plain crepes to the most extravagant souffles. They had soul, heart...something about Chef Wild seemed to bring each dish to life.

Hyrule dreamt of working for Link Wild, making his favorite foods, learning all the trade secrets, maybe even becoming famous in his own right.

He just had one tiny problem...

He couldn't cook.

He burnt water. Curdled milk. Vegetables wilted the moment he looked at them. Even the most basic and forgiving of meats were tough, gamey, and dry under his inept hands.

But at Champion’s Elegance, he could forget all that. He often sat with his wildberry crepes, humming along to the song they sang in his heart, daydreaming of the moment when the food he made could affect people just as well as Chef Wild's.

It hit him like a punch in the gut when, a week later, he sat down to his crepes and found them lifeless. No soul, no heart, no song. Just fluffy crepes, tart berries, and a dusting of sugar. By all normal metrics, perfect. But the hollowness in his senses could not be ignored.

He saw the news in the Rumor Mill the next day: Chef Link Wild, owner and manager of Champion's Elegance, missing and presumed dead. Traysi had a field day with hypotheses and speculations, lamenting the loss of such great talent, praising the effort of Sous chef Darkly in stepping up and taking over in Wild's absence.

Hyrule ran to Champion's Elegance and ordered drinks, hors d'oeuvres, a main dish, and dessert. Every single dish was presented beautifully. Every dish tasted the same as always. But the spark had vanished. No invisible refrain wafted across his soul.

Mechanically, Hyrule finished his food, aching with loss. He left the restaurant and let his feet wander.

When he finally paid attention to his location, he found himself along the banks of the River Hylia. He sat on its shore, staring into the ripples, disheartened.

What could he do now? 

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does anyone else get super motivated to do art but then just. gets stuck at a certain point?? so then you just fill it in with a placeholder?? then it looks REALLY stupid but also you cant stop laughing??

anyway heres Toji

(please just ignore my thumb ;-;)

HES SO DERPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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WE NOW HAVE TWIDDIES+

uuuh. sorry

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I GOT HUSBANDS WTF THEY BETTER NOT BE MINE I LIKE WOMEN. then i spun the wheel and got FOOT FETISH. then i spun the wheel until i got something fitting and it was Clerics. idk why but that seems like a legitimate possibility lol

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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In that case, what about fish being the opposite of bird?

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

acceptable.

(though im not what one would call an expert on animals lol)

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You said you're lonely so I thought I'd say hi! Do you think cats and dogs are opposites? Not to lead the jury but I do.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

not to be contrarian, but i really don't. i mean, theres animals like snakes and whales out there, and people are comparing two domesticated housepets that are both mammals and are pretty equally adored by humans. they are MUCH too similar to be opposites, both in the hearts of humans and in biology. we got the NAKED MOLE RAT and people are saying cats and dogs are opposites?? i think not!!

but opinions are opinions, and i can definetly see your side as well!!

(also thank you for this :))

:D

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yall im just trying to play tennis and at the court there are these two random ass twinks in the most intense match lol. like theres even random music playing too and i think they might be having internal monologues what is this. also one of them looks like he crawled straight out of bed to be here ?? and theres homoerotic tension in the air ??

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i went fishing today..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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i do competitive speech so here are the funniest things to happen to me during a tournament

being at speech tournaments is a little funny sometimes, especially because I'm in an interp category (which is pretty much just two cups of theater mixed with a teaspoon of debate extract). sometimes random people will approach you and just. yap I guess.

some random (obviously alt right or conservative) guy came up to me and some of my teammates during a tournament and yapped at us for literally 10 minutes about how we were "doing the lord's work" for being the "only educated people" in this (and I quote) "leftist woke nation." like pookiebear you do not understand. my speech that year was literally just isekai into a world of living food. I'm just a silly guy who likes to talk to walls. also why the fuck would you randomly assume that I'm conservative you douchebag

2. another time that I randomly got approached by guy, but this time it was awkward and random in a different way (but also kinda wholesome). I was going to sit down to charge my phone, and I accidentally sat in a spot that was already taken. i gave the guy his spot back of course, but then he started to tell me his (and I am NOT exaggerating) ENTIRE LIFE'S STORY. I know way too much about this random guy now. but thew weirdest part about this interaction was that he told me that I should LEARN ARABIC AND JOIN THE FREAKING SECRET SERVICE. like he was a really sweet guy, a dad who came to support his kid, but I did not ask for that. I just wanted to use my 30 minute break to practice my speech and doomscroll.

3. this one is funny in hindsight, but when it was happening it was AWFUL. it was my during sections tournament (the state qualifier), and literally the night before I had TWO CONSECUTIVE OVERNIGHT FLIGHTS and after the tournament had been up for a grand total of 48 HOURS of absolutely NO SLEEP. and trust me, speech is EXHAUSTING.

anyway that's that for now, have a nice day and drink lots of water!!

:D

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PLEASE TELL ME THE CRABS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAAAA

also this reminds me of a debate that I had once, in a way......??

(jellyfish vs cat)

:D

Crab + Fish = Chaos

i saw a picture and drew said picture. Hehehe. I'm surprisingly proud of this.

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Zelink Week day 3: Forget me Not

Link is secretly a romantic, hehe.

@zelinkcommunity

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EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

fic idea:

wild being mature. something goes wrong and wild steps up.

as much as I love gremlin wild, his character goes beyond that. sure, he’s different to how he was 100 years ago. but that doesn’t mean there’s no similarities. I fully believe he CAN be mature and he IS very intelligent . he just isn’t most of the time because he doesn’t have to be.

but what about when he does have to? Warriors and Time, possibly even Twilight, are out of commission. either injured or just having a shit day and no one knows what to do so Wild has to step up.

if this has already been done then don’t be shy and drop the fic please 🙏