Learning how to be an adult. Currently struggling with life skills, how to properly use an iPhone, and my addiction to mobile games. My interests include cats, dogs, manga, comics, sports, fish keeping, craft beer, coffee, video games, burritos, and more...
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I hate this game
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villager icons for signs or ground MA-8501-1535-1176
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Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else
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my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine
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Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley
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“female-presenting nipples”
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Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.
Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.
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