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as someone who has accidentally hit a civilian with a wrench over and over until the writhing stopped
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Think about why you love your friends. What comes to mind first? It probably isn't things like "I love how they have a job" or "I love how they get good grades." Instead you might be thinking about their compassion, their sense of humor, their perspective, their passion, their values, their mindset/attitude or their intelligence. So don't let yourself or anyone else reduce your worth to your productivity alone. We're all far more than that!
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bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects
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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it
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the opereation was a success we replaced your heart with a hamster on a wheel powering your body. we do this because we love you
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i like experiences ^_^ unless i don’t like them. then i don’t like them -_- but other than that i like experiences <3
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Sparkle on! It’s wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!
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we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣
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i like experiences ^_^ unless i don’t like them. then i don’t like them -_- but other than that i like experiences <3
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I reprogrammed the sex robot to start killing btw
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