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When that old person at the concert embarks on a 12 minute solo sonata for cougher unaccompanied

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guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

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My favourite moment of The Marriage of Figaro

Susanna: Please, Cherubino, sing your song.

Cherubino: Only if you play guitar for me.

Susanna: *takes the guitar*

Orchestra: *obvious woodwind quintet starts playing*

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SNOOZE.

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made a meme

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When you go to Shostakovich on IMSLP and remember its not available for 8 more years

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When Brahms writes 3 against 2 with quarter note triplets

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some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument

potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann

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Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony but every time he writes ACCELERANDO it gets faster

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Sometimes self care is blasting mahler 6 with headphones while running through a running car wash naked

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Blast that Mahler

Fun Psychology facts here!

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What size is your viola?

it is a size 16 viola. only true violists play on a viola this big. 

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The only hot boys I’m getting are hautbois

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Let’s be real the only runs I do are sixteenth notes

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