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Why doesn't costco have wifi!? It would make things better!! Please I wanna go home!!
#costco#i feel like I'm in the dark ages#please just let me connect to my people#im trapped in a costco using my data
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100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post
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If you are reading this and it is passed 11pm for you, please go to bed.
I could say something like "You need a full 8 hours of sleep each night to make your body work" but let's be honest; if humans didn't have to sleep to survive, they wouldn't.
Sleep is nice. A time for quiet. No nagging thoughts. Just a nice peaceful moment.
So please, step away from the screen and get all snuggled into bed. You deserve it.
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DM: “The Platypus attacks you”
Player: I block their attack”
DM: “you mean…?”
Player: “Yes, I Parry the Platypus”
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