moonshoe

[moonshoe]

brb everyone gonna go get some sick fucking eyes

[moonshoe]

im automatically the top jd strides given that im the only one around. finally i can feel accomplished with zero effort involved

[moonshoe]

unblessxd:

yyyyeaah yup handing it right to you my dude

the long drawn out letters indicate that you are, in fact, not just handing it right to me but given that i started this conversation off with “i want to make a bad decision” im gonna stick to my guns

[moonshoe]

bleuetcake:

We barely know each other, I wouldn’t dare.  Σ:)

I find Jade More pretty, but if you fancy “jd” More then let Me know. HM, that doesn’t sound very safe. Why doing such ? I’M sure youre eyes are beautiful as they are.

Good, good ! At My shop, it’s a calM day.

im safe for another day. thank goodness

jades cool with me so no stress there! in all honesty? sometimes i just feel like changing it up a big you know. how sick would it be to go from bright red monster eyes to neon green eyes just for the hell of it? i can picture it now. strangers looking at me going “damn. look at those party eyes. those are the kinds of eyes i want”

glad to hear it! calm is pretty good, usually

[moonshoe]

woop woop

shout to our homie jd strides and that new sickass nickname @moonshoe

the multiverse wants to confuse the shit out of all of us but damn its gonna have to wait for another day

[moonshoe]

unblessxd:

that bad huh well how about we cut that deal i take those memories of all that nasty shit  and you get your colourful as fuck eyes 

im a little bit confused here because i thought i was supposed to be making a bad decision, not the best decision of my life?? this is a two for one deal man and youre just HANDING it to me?

[moonshoe]

yo jahmes. i appreciate you outing yourself as a prankster from the get go because now i know to avoid entering rooms with you in them for fear of the chalk board eraser slash water bucket over the door prank

im jd strides (newly designated name. lets see if this shit pans out. if it doesnt you can call me j or jade. up to you) and im making a deal with fae right now so i can get cool looking eyes so thats how my days going

how are you

moonshoe started following you @moonshoe

Greetings, I’M JahMes, local baker and occasionally prankster.

How are you ?

[moonshoe]

spankhops said: jd strides you fuckwit

shit youre right. it was so clear from the very beginning. so clear and so original that i should have seen it coming a mile away but instead it pulled out from behind a corner and punched me in the gut. thank you for enlightening me on this day

[moonshoe]

unblessxd:

well yeah god tends to stand out to people sorry to inform you but not everyones a god not everyones as good looking as me either but i digress whats this whole trials and tribulations biznasty  tell how how bad it was im curious

bad. its not something many (including me) like to talk about. im willing to do a lot for colorful eyes, but talking about what went down when i was a kid is not one of them

[moonshoe]

everyones taken all of the good names. what am i supposed to go by now? str? ja? jad?? these arent cool at all

[moonshoe]

rezi you cant just say things like that. thats terrifying

[moonshoe]

unblessxd:

whoa hold up immortal god of time B? do elaborate on that

oh so THATS the part of that you latch onto. lame anyway. went through the trials and tribulations of a shitty video game that let my friends and create a new planet, blah blah blah. very basic story of becoming a god etc etc now i can control time with my handy dandy notebook which actually isnt an important part of controlling time, its just there for funsies. you need something rewound? i can do that. wanna fast forward and see who wins the superbowl? i can do that but ill judge you deeply this usually results in a few mistmatched versions of myself wandering around in the wrong times but they come in and give me high fives when i make a sick burn so theyre cool to chill out around by default the whole stopping time thing makes me pretty hard to kill but i can also revive if killed in an improper way, so that makes it even harder to permadead me. yknow. that kind of deal

[moonshoe]

and so i gain nothing from the single girls post. you guys want me to find possibly evil entities from another reality but not love? i see how it is

[moonshoe]

unblessxd:

i wont lie it could be either of those but first were gonna have to establish what you can do for me ill hand you over some eyes sure but like you got any particular talents traumatic memories especially good birthdays hell how old are you maybe ill take some years  what do you have

im 23, but dont take the number too seriously. im a hip teen in my heart and sure ive got plenty of talents. i can juggle which is pretty neat, and i can do at least two pushups in a row without passing out which is pretty impressive around these parts if ive learned anything from making friends here im also an almost immortal god of time and master swordfighter who went through the trouble of learning how to become those two things but those are kind of whatever when compared to how perfectly i can perform the cup song with the proper tool of exactly one (1) plastic cup

[moonshoe]

unblessxd:

i am indeed able to give you these color changing eyes with a few bad decisions thrown in  its about 4% of my job

what kind of bad decisions are we talking here. as in will i need to go skinny dipping in a freezing lake or will it be more along the lines of a secret murder plot taking place and i have to be the hitman that eventually gets to meet the big fae boss to collect my sweet righteous reward of colorful eyes

[moonshoe]

anyone out here know any single girls. i make good decisions sometimes and im free this friday

[moonshoe]

unblessxd:

@moonshoe im a fae whos interested in supporting bad decisions

yes hello. im jade “bad decisions” lastname and i am interested in buying color changing eyes with one or more bad decisions. can you make this happen y/n