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Centipede economic sayings

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Quarters only, please [x]

(done in procreate)

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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

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*through tears* i'm so sorry man I lied about all the bdsm stuff I was actually hurting you because i'm just like super pissed off rn

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Me when I see the word beaʃte

In my head: ah! The archaic form of the letter s! Being a casual scholar of linguistics myself I am well aware that though it resembles the letter f in modern typography in fact it is phonetically identical to s! How foolish it would be to stumble into such a simple lexiconical pitfall!

Me aloud to myself every time: beeft

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Being a bisexual man flirting witha. A woman so embarrassing are we queening out or do u want me

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She's correct and should say it

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Ich find eh, dass dir noch eine Krone für's perfekte Outfit fehlt.

Roland der Erste und Einzige, Österreichs Sonnenkaiser

wenn ich eine krone hätt würd ich sie nie abnehmen, fürcht ich

auf der bim. schlange stehen bei hofer. beim lernen. während unterrichten. beim entenfüttern im park.

peinlich. aber ich würd ned aufhören. ich wär ned fähig aufzuhören

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Pronouns he/him

WRONG!

Majestätsplural

Pronouns are Ihr/Euer

❌ neopronouns

✔️✔️✔️ paleopronouns. throwback pronouns. antique pronouns. vintage pronouns, even

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Algorithm : Logarithm :: Laudation : Adulation

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please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

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The bell

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people weren't made to use stage voice for five hours straight without breaks