Polyfragmented DID system of 128. Host: Onyx. Body is 20 || no dni if I don't like your vibe I block you
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you’re so gross and weird and fucking creepy (flirting)
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“what that mouth do” gnaw on bone and chew through ligaments
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"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"
the humble mozilla firefox:
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my life's goal is to make tumblr regret increasing the image limit to 30
anyway i haven't been able to get real-cat!plagg out of my head. (i blame @hamsternamedmarinette's post for making me think of my real-cat!plagg au again)
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Lahore pigeons, since my last pigeon doodle has suddenly gained traction
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not to be a slut but can u come gently rub my back
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I love necromancy… like, no, you're not done here yet
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on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted
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they call me the nuance lover because I love nuance
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my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
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