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Your boyfriend so low quality I can count his pixels

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Fun Shinga Story Time:

So, my parents went through that very common conservative Christian phase with their parenting where they decided I, their first child, should know NOTHING about sex or anything until I was some kind of arbitrary "ready" age

BUT, they still wanted me to learn things in GENERAL, and homeschooled us, so we spent a lot of time at libraries and they were always encouraging when we found a subject we loved.

So, I was in that oh-so-normal child phase where I'd decided I'd DEFINITELY be a veterinarian when I grew up and my biggest focus/love was cats. So every time we went to the library I was grabbing cat books. My parents were all about it, cause why wouldn't they be?

Well here's the thing about cats… they're mammals. I knew this. I also knew HUMANS were mammal.

I knew nothing about human sex.

But I was now reading, for the first time… about how CATS mate. And folks, I was HORRIFIED.

Imagine being like eight years old and reading this in horror like "I know I have to do this someday when I'm married but… IT HAS BARBS IN IT??!"

I held onto that misconception for years, y'all.

Sex education is important.

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hi can we play staring and breathing together

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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

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So… I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender in Oregon is listed as X, or undeclared, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone(s) worked late to get the X passports done today.

I was already really grateful to whoever in the Seattle Passport Office worked late to get these things processed on the last Friday before That Man gets back into office... and then I got a notification that my passport shipped at fucking midnight Pacific and whoever got that shit out the door so it couldn't be picked up on Monday and like, denied and shredded?

They're my fucking hero.

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Worth noting that a federal judge has already put one of Trump's dumbass executive orders (the revocation of birthright citizenship one) on temporary hold. Yes etc, temporary, but 21 states sued the instant it was enacted and it's already been enjoined. Etc etc., evil not unstoppable, stupid EOs quickly blocked, small bits of hope in terrible timeline, so forth and etcetera.

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why so celibate

-the jerker

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@stvksn on ig

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HANG IN THERE BABY!! instagram | bluesky | patreon

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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

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Hedgehogs playing💥

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you can get shockingly far just by giving people things

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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

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The girlies!! &Silver <-honorary girlie I think

Also team chaotix because the idea was too funny and I couldn’t help myself

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*flirtatiously* die horribly in this time loop often?

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*flirtatiously* die horribly in this time loop often?