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“I could read to you if I had anything to read. There’s a Heartrender at the Little Palace who can recite epic poetry for hours. Then you’d wish you had died.”- Nina (Six of Crows)

is this supposed to be a reference to toyla???

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Kaz Brekker as raccoon memes

(@raccoon_insta_boss)

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Ok I also feel like it’s weird Wylan got a key to Jesper’s room and immediately jumped to moving in together but Jesper said “so is that a yes” and I’m like what was the implied question? Yes to accepting the key? To being boyfriends?

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I feel like every wesper fic I see has Wylan act super clingy and emotional with an anxious attachment style but bc he was abused and emotionally neglected so much I feel like he’d have an avoidant/dismissive attachment style and I’d love to see some fics like that

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Wesper Headcanon

In order to hide his dyslexia Wylan would always order something that one of the others got at restaurants since he can’t read the menu, but once Jesper can read it to him he’s super adventurous and tries everything

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FITTED TO WHOM

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please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

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This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

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Jason Anderson

British artist Jason Anderson creates colorful abstract paintings composed of pixelated swatches of pastel-toned oil paint. Up-close, the artist’s paintings look like blocky layers of shapes and color; but, from afar, his scenes—featuring cityscapes, roads, trains, and marinas—are revealed.

Anderson began his career as a stained glass apprentice, where he worked on restoring the windows of cathedrals. He soon progressed onto designing the glass murals himself, where he learned how to break down subject matter into “jigsaws” of colored sections. This approach still shines through in his paintings today—complex scenes are brought to life with simple shapes and careful consideration to hue and tone.

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You have been blessed by armored doggo of protection

Reblog and be blessed by the protection of the doggo

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Firefly - sentence starters

1. “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!” 

2. “I’m guessing you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling.” 

3. “Also, I can kill you with my brain.” 

4. “Time for some thrilling heroics.” 

5. “Your mouth is talking. You might want to look into that.” 

6. “No power in the ‘verse can stop me!” 

7. “We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.” 

8. “If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.” 

9. “If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back!” 

10. “Might have been on the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.” 

11. “My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.” 

12. “Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.” 

13. “She/he/it is beginning to damage my calm.” 

14. “Everything’s shiny, _______. Not to fret.” 

15. “This must be what going mad feels like.” 

16. “They don’t like it when you shoot at ‘em. I worked that out myself.” 

17. “My food is problematic.” 

18. “No more running. I aim to misbehave.” 

19. “We’re not gonna die. We can’t die, _______. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.” 

20. “The important thing is the spices. A man can live on packaged food from here to Judgement Day if he’s got enough rosemary.” 

21. “I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.” 

22. “Shake your head, ______. Your eyes are stuck.”  

23. “My work’s illegal, but at least it’s honest.” 

24. “I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can. How do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?” 

25. “You don’t know me, ______, so let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.” 

26. “I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.” 

27. “I do believe that ______’s planning to shoot me again.” 

28. “You paid money for this, _______? On purpose?” 

29. “So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways?” 

29. “I brought you some supper, but if you’d prefer a lecture, I have a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire… one has lepers.”

30. “Why is there a statue of you in the middle of this town square?”    

31. “Point of interest? Offering to shoot us, don’t work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.” 

32. “If I wanted schooling, I’d’ve gone to school.” 

33. “Maybe I’ll give him/her a tattoo while s/he’s out.” 

34. “I am a large, semi-muscular wo/man. I can take it.” 

35. “What’d ya’ll order a dead guy for?” 

36. “All right. You want to explain to me why you got yourself all corpsified and mailed to me?”  

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Unrestrained summer fun

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me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who’ve caused her trauma

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Fall of Icarus/Hubris of Man

2019, colorised

(And reference)

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