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"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"
"non-binary."
"huh? wha? what'd i say?"
"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."
"right. non-byrony."
"oh my god"
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guess who loves the season 3 op so much they redrew it in timeskip (this guy)
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exclusive suicide hotline for girls who have just gone shopping for jeans
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Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours
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lot of posts celebrating the demise of oj simpson and speaking on nicole browns death from ghouls who didnt believe amber heard because they just really loved Nostalgic Pirate From My Childhood
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Hey look! I made a burger people thing! Page 1-5 outta who knows how many
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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking
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A young boy carries his slingshot around his neck and wears cherries like earrings in Gilgit, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Pakistan.
Ric Ergenbright
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some of my favorite Gravity Falls trivia/fun facts
Stanford is 15 minutes older than Stanley (and feels naturally superior for it) [source 1] [source 2]
one scrapped episode had Stan and Wendy try to steal a diamond from the GF history Museum [source]
Mabel once had to go to the hospital because she ate scratch and sniff stickers [source]
Bill’s not sure about his own sexual orientation because his dimension has 14 billion different genders and there’s lots of paperwork involved figuring out gender and sexual orientation [source]
Stanford has 6 toes on each foot [source]
Stanley always needed glasses but didn’t use them for some time periods b/c he wanted to look cool [source]
Gideon steals Wendy’s moisturizer [source]
Bill’s relationship with his family is worse than Stan’s [source 1] [source 2]
Pacifica’s red gloves during northwest Mansion Mystery represent the blood on the Northwest family’s hands [source]
Ford really hates Leprecorns [source]
Mabel’s love of pigs is based on Ariel Hirsch’s obsession with pigs as a child [source]
Stan was a baby model, Dipper wrote his own theme song and sings it in the shower, and Mabel meows herself back to sleep after nightmares [source]
Mabel is five minutes older [source]
Dipper’s umbilical cord wrapped itself around his neck and he almost suffocated at birth [source]
Mabel punched the doctor in the jaw. [source]
Stan held the twins when they were born and refused to let Grandpa Shermie hold them [source]
Shmebulock. just… Shmebulock [source]
Bill may or may not be the Invisible Wizard in the Twin’s closet that Grenda was kissing that one time [source 1] [source 2]
Bill Cipher isn’t Bill’s real name [source]
Bill thinks in all caps [source]
Dipper and Mabel’s dad worked in computers, which is where Mabel got her floppy disk nightshirt [source 1] [source 2]
this cute picture of young Alex and Ariel dressed up as cats that made it into the show [source]
the shapeshifter is an alien from the spacecraft that crashed into Gravity Falls thousands of years ago [source] (under: cryptograms)
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Gravity Falls Weirdmageddon AU where instead of trying to stop Bill, the Pines family rounds up all the citizens and they just leave town. Bill and his lackeys can’t leave the barrier so the apocalypse is contained in a giant weirdness snow globe. Stan finds a way to make this into a world-famous tourist attraction.
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