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I loveee fantasy settings doing magical exhaustion:

burnt out pyromancers emitting steam and smoke

tired cryomancers shivering with visible foggy breath

weary necromancers looking ill and hearing voices

frazzled healers receiving the same cuts, bruises, and injuries of their patients

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ok yes yes maybe the trans woman is "feral" but have you considered that means she was once abandoned? that even now she needs a home?

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i hope whoever made that viral minecraft parkour video with my post is happy i have had irls who have never opened tumblr in their life come up to me and say they saw my post like ten times this week

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its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

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What if Anne didn’t survive being brought back by the guardian

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are we in it to win it or are we in it to lose horribly??

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Asshole-proofing yourself: Dogpunk edition

i attach my tails to stretchy/coil hair ties so if it gets pulled, it won't snap, the tie will just stretch. sometimes the tie itself will get too stretched out, but it's easy enough to replace. make sure it's stretchy enough that it won't go slack and break your tail anyway

spiked collars. so serious. if people try and grab your neck/collar they'll get poked. Breakaway collars might not be such a bad idea either, but admittedly i hate how they look so i usually just go with a buckle lol

when i was younger and just getting into the punk scene (maybe 12 or 13) i got a pair of combat boots and had my dad (also a punk) to put holes in the toe and superglue in 4 heavy duty spikes on each boot. then i painted them to look like dog toe boots, the kind that you see on pinterest. They were against my school dress code, but i wore them on walks through my redneck ass town to keep myself safe, and the spikes looked like claws. super cool imo way to go 12 year old me

if you go masking, doing quads, or even gearing in public, please for the love of fuck don't go into sketchy areas alone, and make sure at least one of your friends knows if you're going out. plus faking a phone call has saved my life before

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if you aren't safe, don't wear it/do it. i promise being safe but looking like a 'normie' is better than getting your ass kicked because you're wearing a tail

find friends! seriously, there are probably others in your area. just sitting in my summer school class, i met a cat therian who was doing over her math class who sat with me at lunch. if you're wearing stuff, people will strike up a conversation. don't be afraid to chat with people! the buddy system has also saved my life!

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we should start giving testosterone to ants

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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

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yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

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can you get in trouble for remembering a detail about someone

is it normal to notice details

pervert definition

how much is it normal to remember about someone

are you allowed to think about people when they're not talking to you +reddit

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so my husband sometimes talks in his sleep and if I'm lucky, I can catch him at the very edge of awareness and slip in some ideas or tell him to do something in his dream. Last night he was on some mission where he had to infiltrate a base (from what I could tell at least. A lot of it was gibberish) but the people were skunks? So I'm like don't forget to stealth! And he goes "Ope! SKUNK MODE" and apparently that was him putting on a skunk disguise and I just have to congratulate his subconscious for being funny as fuck