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Neptune: Every time I ask you to do something, you always manage to screw it all up.

Sun: And yet you continue to ask me. You need help, Nep.

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Sun: What's wrong with you?!

Neptune: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with YOU?! You keep stacking dishes in the sink! I don't even think you've eaten off of some of them! For all I know, you're doing it because you're FUCKING BORED!

Sun: Wait, isn't the sink just where dishes go?

Neptune: NO! They go in the cupboard!

Sun: We have a cupboard?!

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Jaune: How come you never get lost?

Sun: I do. Sometimes.

Jaune: I've never seen it! And everybody follows you, and you always seem to know where you're going.

Sun: Just act like you know where you're going, that's usually enough.

Jaune: I try that sometimes! But there's no amount of confidence that makes up for walking into Haven's pantry.

Sun: What about that time I led us in circles around the Mistrali coast for 3 hours?

Jaune: Oh! I thought you were just admiring the view! Eh, it was a nice day at least.

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Sun: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

Ilia: It saves time.

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Sun: Oh, those bastards got me. They got me right in the lap! Jaune: Alright, ah... I'm sorry, what was that? Sun: Urrgh, the lap!! I was shot in the lap!! Jaune: So, like your upper thigh? Neptune: Didn't you hear him? He said HIS LAP!!! Sun: Oh God, my lap!!

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Sun: I got a splinter.

Neptune: What do you want me to do about it?

Sun: Relationship agreement - Section 4: Boo-boos and ouchies. You have to take care of it.

Neptune: I should've gotten a lawyer.

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Sun: I won't dignify that with a response!

Neptune: Cause you don't have one.

Sun: Well duh! Why else do you pull that line?

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[Neptune gives Sun a long kiss.]

Neptune: Keep your door unlocked tonight.

Sun: But McGruff the Crime Dog says... Oh!

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Sun: Come on, we don't have much time.

Neptune: Sun, they're in an airship? We'll never catch them.

Sun: Who's talking about them? A Simple Wok closes in three minutes! I'm starving!

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So i had to do it after watching the original

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Sun: I don't think I'm even sick anymore. I feel great.

Blake: Do you?

Sun: Never better. Not in my life. [He starts coughing.]

Blake: How many fingers am I holding up?

Sun: The Fifth Amendment says I don't have to answer that question.

Blake: How many fingers? Simple question for a man in robust state of health. No?

Sun: Four.

Blake: Four?

Sun: ...ish

Blake: No, Sun, it was not four-ish fingers.

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JanuRWBY Day 4- Ship/friendship

They share a single brain cell

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