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i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you

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© dat_sazu / asheissketchy

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stoic Whumpee driven to whimpering. my Roman Empire.

men who whimper my beloved

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Ooof the whumperflies hit me harder than I expected😫😱😆

I love the way a whumpee flinches as they're being hit, especially from whips. Like they brace for it and they still jump (and sob into their gag) every time the whip cracks against their back

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I just saw Elrond described as Fëanor's "shoplifted grandson" and I just...I mean yes? I guess?

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There’s something so heartbreaking about a soft ‘Can we go home now?’ Doesn’t matter the situation. It’s always so good.

Some situations:

Home is destroyed or otherwise inaccessible

Whumpee’s in a hospital (maybe waiting in emergency or admitted)

Kidnapped

They’re at an event and feeling unwell

They’re already heading home but it’s far

They are home (and delirious)

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reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol

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Made as a thank you gift for amazing @hyperlexia-1 ❤️ Thank you so much for your Buy me a coffee ☕️ donation, it's a huge help for me and my family, especially right now. I really appreciate it 🫂🥰

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4th Age Gondor loooooves Queen Arwen. Everyone is trying to look as beautiful as her, dress as fancy as her, be as cool as her - she’s an elf (mostly), so it’s kind of impossible, but they try as best as they can.

the one thing they definitely can’t get is her pointed ears! some people try to pretend, but it’s so obviously fake that it looks ridiculous… so they try the next best thing: jewelry mimicking the leaf-shaped ears, but is pretty in its own right.

it’s a fun fashion trend that takes Minas Tirith by storm. everywhere you look, fashionable ladies are wearing things like this:

Arwen is flattered. She even custom-orders a pair to accentuate her own ears, but honestly? it looks better on round-eared humans. and she’s fine with that - they deserve their own pretty things too, and she’s honored that they love her so much.

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thank you to every single fucking person on this god forsaken site that has ever posted your own art or writing. You really put a vulnerable, important part of yourself out in the open on the hellscape that is the internet and if that isnt an act of bravery and a labor of love I dont know what one is

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whumpee forced to confess their sins every week by a religious whumper. their hand tied in prayer with barbed wire. kneeling on the hard concrete floor of whumper's basement, battered and bruised. the dialogue twisted and distorted; instead of saying the lord's name, whumper takes on that role.

"Give thanks to Me for I am good."

"For Your mercy endures forever."

"I have freed you from your sins. Go in peace."

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Caretaker finds whumpee bound and gagged, unable to move and whimpering for their attention. Caretaker skids to their knees and pulls whumpee into their arms.

Whumpee, with their arms behind their back, can only press their face hard into caretaker's shoulder.

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“Ilúvatar’s finest creation, it is a shame that Aulë touched you first,,

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choking on blood is top tier

caretaker wiping blood from whumpee’s lips

maybe even turning whumpee over on their side so they can breathe easier

whumpee’s breaths whistling through the blood in their lungs

coughing up blood. bonus points if they cough it onto caretaker, then weakly apologize for it.

grasping at their throat, at their chest, straining to breathe

caretaker thumping them on the back to try and help things along

what if the blood occurs out of nowhere? whumpee is just talking, and suddenly, oh no. something’s wrong. they look up at caretaker with blood dribbling from their mouth. (this happened to my buddy evan buckley…)

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Beautifully worded! This all fits perfectly!!!

Hear me out. Maedhros would make an incredible high king not only for his own skill, but because he has six brothers keeping a close eye on everything.

Maedhros: The Leader. Inspiring. Strong. The strategist unbeaten. The one who survived what no other elf has. An incredibly strong personality that can bring even the most stubborn into his command. Undefeated in battle, feared by Morgoth himself. The diplomat who can bring together groups of people who hate each other to a common goal. A King in every sense of the word with a presence that sends the enemy scattering and elves thinking several times before daring to cross him. 

Maglor: PR and Media. Songs that can turn stupid costly mistakes into tragic tales of heroism and strength spread far a wide until no one can remember a version of events other than what he says. A great right hand able to take over when needed. Commanding, responsible, charming, can get anyone to tell him anything and great at establishing diplomatic connections. The people person. Loud and powerful or the quiet shadow at Mae’s back, always watching. Reading the court before the elves even know what they think and exposing them with deceptively soft words.  

Celegorm: The Hunter. Keeps the lands safe. Keeps them fed. Keeps an eye on the hunters and the army in general. You can’t escape him. You can’t hide from him. And with all the languages and tongues of birds and beats he speaks, he hears all. 

Caranthir: The Tradesman. The money man. Keeps everything running, keeps an eye on the economy, great at establishing trade routes that leave the Noldor in the best position. Good with materials and knows exactly what they need when. For what time of year. When to trade it. Smart and shrewd, you can’t double cross him, and he’ll always get you the best prices. 

Curufin: The forge master. The armourer. The architect. Nothing beats his work, and Mae’s armour especially is literally impenetrable. He’s the one who keeps the city at its peak, no stone at anything but perfect condition and weapons unlike any other. Hidden passages and secret stores. But he’s also a silver tongue like his eldest two brothers and he’s *very* good at convincing people, but also tearing them down and making sure they’ll never be a threat again. He can and will destroy your life before your eyes and you’ll never recover.

Ambarussa: The Spies. You don’t see them coming. You think Amrod’s gone only for Amras to take his place. Light footed and underestimated, they route out any schemes. They’re also the best connected to the green elves, so easily overlooked but smarter than most give them credit for. They’re the resident healers, and can make a poultice out of anything.

Celebrimbor: The Inventor. The one whose creativity knows no bounds. The creator of incredible Power infused devices like the rings to keep his people and family safe. A leader in his own right trained by his father and uncles who Maedhros is proud to call his heir. 

Feel free to add your own thoughts!

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Stoic whumpee breathing harshly in pain, clutching Caretaker’s hand. Hard. So hard that Caretaker has to carefully wrestle Whumpee’s fingers open to reposition their hand so it doesn’t get broken, all the while whispering encouragement under Whumpee’s groans and cries.

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they're always bickering in person but when they're behind closed doors they be smoochin