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FINALLY HERE BABY

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when is it my turn to live in a small town at the beach and have an incredibly slow burn best friends to lovers romance with my new neighbor who is traumatized bc of his divorced parents and has green hair and is shy but warms up to me and is demisexual and respects me and is loving and caring and-

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this is so fuckin cute I can’t breathe—

i’d kill for some Cove w/ pregnant spouse headcanons

— husband!cove hcs

note from nia: kinda short but the wedding dlc was very good and i am very sad

waking up and he says "good morning, spouse" with a grin on his face

he gets very excited and giddy introducing you to new people as his spouse now. the same thing happens when you introduce him as yours, everybody watches his face light up and they think it's super sweet

if you chose any of the options that didn't keep both of your last names, the first few times he gets to write or type out your new names he can't help but smile a little. tbh even if you did keep both of your respective last names he'd still grin because he'd remember you're married

as soon as you get your wedding photos back he's sprinting to tell you so you can look at them together. he loves all of them but he picks out his favourites that he knows he wants on your wall

he tells his fish about your wedding . like unironically will tell your fish that you're married. i'm sure they're very excited

he plays with his wedding band when he's anxious. he plays with yours when you're around and he's anxious

if you wrote your vows down somewhere he'd ask to see the script. he is kicking his feet giggling and crying a little. makes sure they're kept somewhere safe

taking a photo with cove while you're in your wedding outfits to make your phone backgrounds i hope i perish

whenever a song that you had at your wedding plays he looks over at you with a knowing grin. depending on where you are he'll playfully ask if you'd like to dance

would visit the bakery you guys went to for your cake so he could finally get a look at all the things he stopped himself from running to. may or may not ask for the flavours you picked for your wedding just so he can experience it again

you know when little kids say things without a filter. like all the time. i'm imagining a kid seeing you together and being like "are you two Dating? is that guy your Boyfriend?" and he blinks before going "actually i'm their Husband" and grins in success when the kid goes "WOAH"

whenever someone congratulates him on the wedding it makes his Entire day and makes sure they know that he's the lucky one. and good luck to anyone who asks anything else because he will unapologetically go into how everything went and how much he loves you and why and

on anniversaries of your wedding (they slow down from like,, weekly to monthly) he makes sure to remind you and do something special, whether its breakfast in bed or a date or whatever else

sometimes it hits him all over again that you're married and you want to be with him the rest of your life the same way he wants to be with you. he comes up to you with tears in his eyes before hugging you even though it's a random tuesday evening . when you ask what's wrong you get a muffled sob and "i love you so much" into your shirt

Basically Literally Canon but anytime somebody teases him about being completely in love with you he flushes but when he looks over all he can do is smile. because yeah he is, why wouldn't he be when you're so incredible?

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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/36386425/chapters/90718801#workskin   here it is guys! I got two shiny chapters out just for y’all. I’m not much of a consistent writer but I’ll try my best. I’ve got the next few chapters planned out, so we’ll see!

alright OL fans, I’ve been stewing on this fanfic idea and I want to know if anyone’s into it;

mermaids. you’d think there’s already some, right? I haven’t found any I don’t think. So imagine this

Luca/Our Life au. except they’re merfolk instead of legs and whatever.

Cove storms away from his dad upon coming to Sunset Bird; instead of going to the poppy field, he goes to the beach. And he finds a little friend.

they always stay just out of sight, so most wouldn’t see them unless the mer decided it. And you were always a curious one, told to avoid the surface in fear of being hunted.

and somehow you get adopted by the Lasts anyways, in case anyone was worried.

thoughts?

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alright I’m here watching HoriMiya. is it just me or is Miyamura a lot like Cove?? 🧐🤔🤭🤨

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alright OL fans, I’ve been stewing on this fanfic idea and I want to know if anyone’s into it;

mermaids. you’d think there’s already some, right? I haven’t found any I don’t think. So imagine this

Luca/Our Life au. except they’re merfolk instead of legs and whatever.

Cove storms away from his dad upon coming to Sunset Bird; instead of going to the poppy field, he goes to the beach. And he finds a little friend.

they always stay just out of sight, so most wouldn’t see them unless the mer decided it. And you were always a curious one, told to avoid the surface in fear of being hunted.

and somehow you get adopted by the Lasts anyways, in case anyone was worried.

thoughts?

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it’s 1:43 am and I’m replaying OL1 AGAIN. someone take my computer from me.

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cove listens to harry styles, but he doesn’t listen to one direction. thank you, and no, I don’t take criticism

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I’m up too late for this shit

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you wouldn’t know how hard it is to coordinate a homescreen with everything Cove related until you’re actually doing it

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how am I supposed to go on living knowing someone like Cove Holden doesn’t exist in this universe? like?? thanks for raising my standards way too high???

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died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

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Wouldn’t it?

Blacklivesmatter.carrd.co

#pascalcampion

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dai characters as john mulaney quotes

Inquisitor: I'm feeling sort of existentially insane, but I'm trying to hold it together.

Cassandra: I'm so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.

Leliana: Stop snitchin', motherfucker.

Josephine: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's exhausting.

Cullen: I used to smoke crack.

Varric: The more you do stuff, the better you get with dealing how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Solas: If it's one of those "true or false" questions you should be able to add a third option, which is, "who's to say?"

Vivienne: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Dorian: Then, for a backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.

Sera: STREET SMARTS

Cole: Things don't exist until they exist.

Blackwall: And then I said, "No," you know, like a liar.

Iron Bull: I took it, drank all of it, and said, "It's perfume."

Krem: Oh, well, thank you for asking. Well, you know how I'm full of rage?

Lace Harding: I'm very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.

Hawke: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.

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so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

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Where do I get my rainbow bat-phone?