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Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

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By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

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so im reading pride and prejudice and making notes

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i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

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UNHAND ME, HUMAN.

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Miss Congeniality (2000)

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We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

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cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

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OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

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The Proposal (2009) dir. Anne Fletcher

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September is a softer month. One in which I know that good things are coming and Autumn’s in the air where I can feel the kindness of it in my soul.

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sher’s list of favourite movies [11/70] • the guernsey literary and potato peel pie society (2018)

Do you suppose its possible for us to already belong to someone before we’ve met them?

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pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole