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joining sofia in my last post is the vox pha fantasma himself!

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Ew ew ew ew

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nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

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ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

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Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn���t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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This man and the woman who proposed Disco Elysium but as a cozy cottagecore witch game should kiss.

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i think sometimes the menacing checks hank rolls in mentopolis are not necessarily against the character he’s threatening but rather against brennan himself

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world’s most annoying person: AI is going to destroy the world. one chatgpt query causes one nuclear bomb explosion and nobody is sentient anymore because of too much AI

me: i don’t think that is true

other most annoying person: buy my new AI cryptocurrency printer

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im largely insulated from the dogshit posts i see people complaining about so I have to intuit the shape of them through whatever vague snide remarks I suddenly see an influx of, like a really shitty version of platos cave or something

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for my birthday four months ago i ordered a cute looking eevee plush off of ebay that apparently you could brush and style? i didn't read the description carefully and it was also in japanese. well it arrived!

or, at least, i thought it did...?

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very strange phenomenon now that many people have learned online not to pet service dogs is that they walk by little bird and me, wave their hands at little bird, and say in a baby voice "oooohh you're so cute! you're so cute! i'm not going to pet you because i know you're working! ooohhhh puppy puppy puppy, i want to pet you but i'm not allowed~" and i have to tell them what they're doing is literally as distracting as petting her. this happens almost every single time i'm out with her.

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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

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