mojojax2500
mojojax2500
I keep coming back
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the name is Max, born 21MYA, he/him but you can get away with they/them. gender? I hardly know 'er icon is a screenshot from Dropout.TV's Make Some Noise background by @cicadude anyway Behold: my stuff
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mojojax2500 · 4 minutes ago
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Not saying anything nobody's said before, but the way Fallout is a foundationally anti-capitalist story that got turned into funkopop sci-fi pastiche slop for morons is painful to the point of brilliance. Makes its points about greed and power that much more salient.
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mojojax2500 · 5 minutes ago
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mojojax2500 · 6 minutes ago
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RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out
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mojojax2500 · 6 minutes ago
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The thing about ADHD is that the "lack of reward chemicals in your brain" doesn't just mean that you don't want to do any tasks that don't feel particularly yummy :(, it means that your brain will look at chores and tasks that need to be done like "doing this would be painful and tedious for absolutely nothing to gain from it, Do Not Do That." The same thing that your brain tells you about everything else that would feel really bad and hurt the entire time that you're dying. The part of your brain that stops you from doing the thing is the same part that keeps you from shoving your arm into a wood chipper.
With unmedicated, unmanaged ADHD, "I have to do this assignment or I fail and my life will be ruined and I die" feels like a SAW trap, every single time.
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mojojax2500 · 7 minutes ago
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mojojax2500 · 7 minutes ago
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nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!
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mojojax2500 · 9 minutes ago
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mojojax2500 · 11 minutes ago
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mojojax2500 · 12 minutes ago
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I have yet to watch even a single Monseur Beastly Vidéo in Mine Entire Life but we have now established that he is essentially Capitalism Jigsaw, yes?
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mojojax2500 · 13 minutes ago
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Star-crossed
If you would like it as a print you can purchase it at my store <3 
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mojojax2500 · 14 minutes ago
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Under communism it will be OURgraine
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mojojax2500 · 57 minutes ago
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Elvis, I'm starting HRT (Testosterone) soon. Any tips on how to be the best king i can be?
Woah papa the first thing you have to do is be kind
The second thing you have to do is scare people with your seductive hip movements huh-huh
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mojojax2500 · 58 minutes ago
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rips my shirt open to reveal a second shirt underneath that says I ❤️ STICKING MY FINGERS IN THE OPEN WOUND OF CATHARTIC RELEASE
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mojojax2500 · 59 minutes ago
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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
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mojojax2500 · 1 hour ago
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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise
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