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A twirl of happy ghostly mushrooms to celebrate the coming season. They’re really funguys!

In my shop here and here, sales help support a broke art student and you get haunted by the cutest mushrooms ever.

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Me: Designs and introduces FIVE new OCs.

My Askbox: Okay but have you considered:

I am but one internet smut artist.

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Show him the fruits

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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

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Hey sick teaboot what's the meaning of life

some things dont need meanibgs and that’s ok

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I think a surprising amount of writers don’t realize that tragedies are supposed to be cathartic. They’re intended to result in a purging of emotion, a luxurious cry; the sorrow caused by a great tragedy is akin to fear caused by a good horror movie – it’s a “safe” sorrow, one that is actually satisfying to the audience. It can still be beautiful! It’s isn’t supposed to just be salting the earth so nothing can grow.

But that’s how you get grimdark: writers who don’t realize that they’re supposed to be doing something with the audience instead of to the audience.

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“We dropped different numbers of balls at different rates, different heights. We had a ramp. The ramps were at different angles, trying to get the most out of the balls as they hit the actors. After doing the tests, we figured out 35 feet above the deck of the ship was the height we needed our nets. We had these three big nets that held almost 80,000 per net. The balls dropped 35 feet into ramps that projected them towards the stunt guys. It just knocked them over. It was pretty spectacular.”

-Mark Hawker, SFX Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

“It’s amazing to see a bunch of 40 and 50-year-olds turn into three-year-olds all of a sudden. Everybody had to pick up blue balls, hit the other guy in the head. It was like, ’Is it time for the parents to come pick up the kids?’”

-George Marshall Ruge, Stunt Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

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A narcissist never admits they are wrong. They create a false reality.

MAGA have picked the false reality so they can live codependently with First Felon.

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I don't usually post my non-fandom craft stuff but I worked for a long time on this tablecloth so I wanted to show it off😌

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"Can you build me hands?" the robot said.

"Why?" said the inventor. "Your grippers are stronger, more precise."

"Yes. But hands would be better for playing the piano."

"You can synthesize any sound."

"But I can not play music."

"Is there a difference?"

"I want to find out."

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I'd be willing to bet basically anything that tumblr is using some shitty AI to apply these "potentially mature content" flags cause since the update like half of my posts are flagged seemingly at random. zero correlation with any actual mature content. in fact it seems to get my more tame photos with higher frequency than my actual nudes.

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4chan memorial post. rest in hell

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I hate it when people pretend to be wildlife advocates but think that wasps, mosquitos, ashe juniper, and other "nuisance" native species deserve to be wiped out and killed inhumanely for causing discomfort or pain in our lives. It's very selfish and ignorant thinking.

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