modern-cerauno
take a look at these hands
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modern-cerauno · 1 day ago
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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger
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This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.
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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments
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modern-cerauno · 1 day ago
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furry haters piss me off like for sure fuck these fun creative and inspired chill people because i think theyre weird. i just saw art of an anthro wolf that is also a fridge and it had fridge magnets on it and its tail was a bag of ice it was fucking awesome
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Fandom: Phineas and Ferb
Sample Size: 3,208 stories
Source: AO3
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no idea what tumblr thinks a maid is at this point. fascinated to learn about their various powers and behaviors.
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modern-cerauno · 3 days ago
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concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day
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modern-cerauno · 3 days ago
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my beautiful wife "open link in new tab"
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just cast the fire spell. dip shit
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modern-cerauno · 3 days ago
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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy
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tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys
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modern-cerauno · 3 days ago
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jumpscared by scrolling past a picture of the inside of my apartment posted by a stranger on facebook
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modern-cerauno · 3 days ago
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well i want someone to talk to 24/7 to drag around and go places with me and maybe it’s codependency mixed with desire but i just want someone to stick with me for life
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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
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