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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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follow up to this bunny redesign :) I think Alistair should have a ponytail! and maybe a more cohesive personality! Ask me about my thoughts on him!

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what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

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i just wanted to share this drawtectives I drew

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I finished my finals today but I also finished this and we all know which was more important

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quite literally the only day you can rb this the last one was 2005

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Waking up every December 24th

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Extra festive version:

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I wish I was better at drawing fanart because I LOVE LIES OF P

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It’d be cool if depending on which ending you get, Carlo’s portrait changes/disappears as even more of a reference to The Picture of Dorian Gray 👀

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My top post of the year was about the Pope using a slur. 👁️👄👁️

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Wind waker son and dark soul son

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my one seasonal illustration for this year feat. the boy ever

short hair version under the cut

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the reverend family and harrow's childhood (based on htn)

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Someone: How are you doing?

The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.