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the only shitty thing about finishing a book is how badly i want to tell everyone i know to read it but the people in my life are not readers :’)

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me rn

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listening to ur ed playlist while working out is literally torture

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i fucking love reading. i want to read forever

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all i want for christmas is to be a deer pls let this come true i want to frolic in the forest with pretty spots

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this is also me if u even care

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rewatching super size vs super skinny is wild. like bro i want to look like they do :’)

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there’s this guy that comes into my work sometimes and i love him. here’s the convo we have every time he comes in :)

him: hello!

me: oh hi (his name)!

him, trying not to laugh and failing miserably: it’s snowing outside

me: :O it is?!

him: no!

me: ohhhh you get me every time with that one!

him: yeah

and then he tells me what the weather is actually like and leaves

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sometimes u just gotta say yoinks and move on

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the house has been empty for a while now. the halls echo with the ever present silence encompassing every corner. everything’s different now.

i am maddeningly alone.

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prince of egypt is SLEPT ON bro. that movie? that soundtrack??? it’s genuinely amazing. i have to listen to the plagues at least once a day or else the day just isn’t that good

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stop that’s so cool!!! i didn’t know that, your fact is greatly appreciated :)))

because jellyfish don’t have a skeleton there isn’t exactly any evidence to show how long they’ve been in our oceans, but it’s likely it has been at least 500 million years. that makes them one of the oldest living species on the planet :)

i love jellyfish. you have no idea how long i could talk about them they’re so cool. everyone pls tell me cool jellyfish facts and ill give you one in return that you hopefully don’t already know

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Ya'll I want to become a jellyfish

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WHAT wait that’s so cool i’ve never heard that one !! one of my fave facts abt them is there’s a species of immortal jellyfish! once they get to a certain age they revert back into a polyp and start all over again instead of like yk dying :’)

i love jellyfish. you have no idea how long i could talk about them they’re so cool. everyone pls tell me cool jellyfish facts and ill give you one in return that you hopefully don’t already know

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i love jellyfish. you have no idea how long i could talk about them they’re so cool. everyone pls tell me cool jellyfish facts and ill give you one in return that you hopefully don’t already know

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i love when i can see the outline of my skeleton so clearly underneath my skin. its morbidly beautiful.

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i hate when everything feels slightly inadequate and it just drives me insane

i’m trying to do my nails but i can’t get the shape to be perfect and im losing it. there’s always something slightly off that i don’t like and makes me upset. which is so dumb like it’s fine it’s just nails but idk man