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”Are you calling me a superhero?”

”Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to.”

”Don’t laugh. Do you want to screw me, yes or no?”

”I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn’t suggest I don’t respect you.”

”I’m not bald, okay? I shaved my head.”

”I’ve kept you alive for two reasons. And the first reason is information.”

”Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet.”

”Look, if I could go back in a machine, I would. But I can’t. All can tell you is that I’m a different person now.”

”Look. I know I fucked you over. I fucked you over bad. I wish to God I hadn’t, but I did. You have every right to want to get even.”

”Now, when it comes to you, and us, I have a few unanswered questions.”

”Revenge is never a straight line. It’s a forest, And like a forest it’s easy to lose your way… To get lost… To forget where you came in.”

”So I suppose it’s a little late for an apology, huh?”

”They say the number one killer of old people is retirement. People got a job to do, they tend to live a little bit longer so they can do it. I’ve always figured that warriors and their enemies share the same relationship.”

”When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?”

”When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you’re doing His will.”

”Which “R” you filled with? Relief … or regret?”

”Wiggle your big toe.”

”You know, I’d like to believe that you’re aware enough even now to know that there’s nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other jokers, but not you.”

”You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.”

”You’re not a bad person. You’re a terrific person. You’re my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.”

Kill Bill Sentence Meme

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hcfflepuff:

holy shit i just realized i’ve liked you for the past 8274 years and i really wish i didn’t but i dO and everyone somehow knows about it except for you oh my god why is this happening to me

hey you’ve had a rough day so let’s get in our PJs and watch a cute movie together and cuddle bUT IT’S TOTALLY PLATONIC ALRIGHT

we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf

we’re best friends and i’ve been in love with you for forever but i’m 3000% sure you just see me as a friend except why is this sexual tension happening rn

i will die protecting you. no question about it. i care for you more than anyone else in the universe and even though i act like you’re a pain in the ass i love you so much. you dweeb.

neither of us have kissed anyone before and what the hell may as well just get it out of the way. except hahah ha ha h a now i can’t stop thinking of ur lips why did i think this was a good idea ha ha ahah

we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?

MY PARENTS WON’T GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT GETTING A SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND THEY’RE HAVING A GET-TOGETHER IN A FEW DAYS PLS PRETEND TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I’M HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU BUT IT SURE IS A NICE BONUS

friendship to romance tropes i can’t get enough of

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memesforu:

Send ♥ if your muse is in love with mine and tell them why.

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drjamesw:

darkestsavior:

Muse A is a prince/princess. The public constantly watches their very step, so they try to avoid being seen a lot. As Muse A wants a normal life he / she is known for being at a lot of parties and behaving not as a royal heir should. They meet Muse B at such a night of trying to escape being a royal. Muse B doesn’t recognize Muse A so they behave normally. Muse B is known in public as well, due to their job (singer, actor etc). The two of them decide to explore where this relationship is taking them. After a wild beginning Muse A and B discover they feel more than they initially thought. Together they explore the idea of settling down and finally living up to their duties.

I’d love to do this!

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mdnightr:

luna—belle:

Amelia Fullarton

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likehemmins:

imagine that you’ve been stood up by your douche of a boyfriend on date night and the waitress keeps asking if you’re ready to order but you keep asking for more time hoping that he’s just late. people are starting to look at you with those apologetic looks like they know and you start to feel worse and worse about the whole situation but as you decide to just get up and leave, this boy you’ve never seen sits down explaining loudly “sorry i’m so late, babe, traffic is crazy right now.” and he quietly adds, “i’m Michael. just go with it, yeah? whoever didn’t bother to show up is a dick.” and so you do go with it because he’s being sweet and trying to save you (and plus he’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen) and as you’re leaving the restaurant after the best non-planned date ever, he asks you out for real this time.

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bloodyhanded:

WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT SEND:

rp?

hey dude/gal, i know you are mutuals only but can you make this one exception for me please.

i wanna rp

lets rp

Come on, please???? (if denied)

WELL FUCK YOU TOO (if denied)

I HATE YOU, UNFOLLOW! (if denied)

PLEASE IM CR Y IN G ;;;;~;;;; (if denied)

WHAT YOU SHOULD SEND:

Hey, Your blog is great and i thought we could interact sometime?

Hello? I just wanted to say that it would be lovely to roleplay with you. Hey! I really love your blog and i was wondering if we could plot something? Maybe {something something}. Okay. (if denied) Okie dokie (if denied) It’s alright (if denied)

PSA: HOW TO ASK FOR THREADS

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bonus if you add description!

; send me ❛ brush ❜ for my character's reaction to your character running their fingers through my character's hair.

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mjwattscn:

↳ Send you asks/memes of all kinds. ↳ Tag you in random starters of all kinds. ↳ Send you asks to plot via skype or tumblr or whatever. ↳ Honestly it just means I will bug you at random times with my character and yeah. 

PERMANENT STARTER CALL ::

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maryjanewtson:

keep your feet ready, heart be steady, keep your eyes o p e n.

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( O P E N. ) 

“ What? oh. It’s….it’s nothing, someone accidentally   punched me during rehearsal, they clearly didn’t   understand that acting extends to the fight scenes,   I’ll be fine “

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silverspeedsterpietro:

“What exactly does my accent have to do with anything?” Pietro rolled his eyes haughtily. “But I am from Sokovia.”

“ I wasn’t….I’m sorry if I offended you, I didn’t mean to.   I was..I was only curious, I wasn’t trying to be rude.   Learning accents..it’s a hobby of mine, I’m an actress,   it’s an admirable skill to have in my field you see “   she explains.