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H Matthew! I just finished Carnifex and I wanted to tell you that I really enjoyed it. I have left a review on Amazon (AU) and Goodreads. Are you still writing?

Hey Raymond!

I have no idea how long this message has been here because I don't check Tumblr at all... Sorry about that!

I'm stoked you enjoyed Carnifex, and yes, I'm still writing - just under my actual name now - Matthew J. Barbeler. Here's a link to my AU amazon profile: https://www.amazon.com.au/Matthew-J-Barbeler/e/B07L9MHX2C/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_ebooks_1

All the best!

Matt

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Hahaha! Well, the wife in this post is now my EX-wife. She decided to go on holiday back to Canada, leaving me in Australia, then dumped me via Facebook chat. Husband of the century wasn’t even worth a phone call.

She also didn’t contribute a cent to the divorce.

At least now I know what narcissistic personality disorder is!

Our experience at Dashcon 2014

I’ve been trying to decide whether or not I actually want to talk about our Dashcon experience.  If you know us IRL you’ll know that my wife and I recently went on a trip to Canada/Chicago purely to attend Dashcon.  And following what happened with the convention, I was in two minds.  Do we simply wash our hands of the whole situation, or do we talk about what happened?

Given that my wife received an anonymous message on her blog telling her to go and hang herself, I was leaning more toward the former.  I almost wanted to pretend like we were never there.  But after reading almost everything about the disaster, I think there are a couple of things that need to be said from our perspective.

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I still don't understand how Tumblr works.

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Masterpiece Tracks is a thing of beauty.

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Watch out for this ferocious Fossil Friday! 

Although Prestosuchus chiniquensis was a large animal with big claws and a huge head with sharp-toothed jaws, it was not a dinosaur. Instead, it is closely related to crocodylomorphs. This specimen is a reconstructed composite of several Prestosuchus specimens collected in Brazil and dating from the Late Triassic, about 210 million years ago. 

Find this skeleton cast in the Museum’s Hall of Vertebrate Origins. 

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my kind of skyrim

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Carnifex

Butcher. Torturer. Executioner.

A holiday in the Australian outback turns deadly as five tourists find themselves locked in a desperate struggle for survival after stumbling into the hunting grounds of a predator long thought extinct.

The follow up to my debut novel Metro 7 is coming in 2015.

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Will you help Anna with her Quest to save her grandfather in this hauntingly beautiful fairytale-adventure by Dane Krams?

Annas Quest will be released this spring.

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Y'all should check out my MP-22 Masterpiece Ultra Magnus review!

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Tiny Bumblebee is tiny.

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"What did I tell you about leaving empty chip packets in my cab?!"

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Netflix is reportedly in development on a live action series of the classic Nintendo franchise, The Legend of Zelda!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEWTWO

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Took me a second to work out Berserker is a suburb near Rockhampton, not a qualifier on the GBH charge.