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marvel ladies + subverting gendered tropes

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movies where a creature of another species with a love for good food meets a mess of a human down on his luck living in a shitty apartment and the creature can control the guy’s action and he’s unwilling at first but they learn to cooperate and together they can stop the evil rich man trying to take them down

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I can’t unsee it.

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if you would like to write letters of support to Cyntoia Brown herself here is her address:

Ms Cyntoia D Brown #410593 Tennessee Prison for Women 2 North, B49 3881 Stewarts Lane Nashville, TN 37218-3302

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“As states move toward legalizing marijuana, let’s remember how many lives have been ruined because of our regressive policies. We must focus on restorative justice.”

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Capitalists in the 70s: you know how we can make even greater profits? Get states around the globe to stop providing public goods and services, have them lower taxes on corporations, privatize those services so we can fill in the gap left by the state no longer providing these goods and services so we can make a profit like because that’s how the market works, and offer credit (debt) to states and consumers who can’t afford basic public goods and services or the infrastructure to provide them again so we can make a profit off the money that as taxes would’ve gone towards providing these. Let the free market do its thing baby!

Y'all: HERE’S HOW BABY BOOMER JOE AND HIS BUDDIES RUINED THE ECONOMY FOR MILLENNIALS WHEN THEY BOUGHT HOUSES WITH A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE

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The bathroom at work has a motion sensor light that turns off every 30 seconds so every time I try to take a fucking shit at work I gotta have a rave party with my arms while sitting my ass on the toilet or else I’ll just sit in pitch blackness

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reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

 like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

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reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

 like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

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Peter Parker saving his dads Tony and Stephen