peaceful-inpherno
Crossroads' #1 Grandpa
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peaceful-inpherno · 9 hours ago
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Umbrella!! Ehehehe [:
Howdy!! How do you like rainy weather, since you've got an umbrella gear? Do you prefer other weather better?
"Weather isn't... Much of an issue within his majesty's domain. It's normally always quite hot and such. But out in Crossroads? Hm... I do enjoy a light drizzle of rain..."
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peaceful-inpherno · 9 hours ago
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"Are you sure I should come here, your majesty?" "Of course, Umbrella! Would I ever steer you wrong?" "No, your majesty. You've always been good to me..." [UMBRELLA] is now available for asks
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peaceful-inpherno · 6 days ago
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"uhh... just- Checking innnnn- for the most part, I guess- Keep an eye out for anyone seeming strangely upset, please."
-🧹 anon
"I will. Thank you for letting me know."
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peaceful-inpherno · 6 days ago
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"heeeyyyy your majesty(?) You seen anyone acting a little strange recently?"
-🧹 anon
"I've been out all day, my friend... And I'm still out currently! Why do you ask? Is something going on?" -> He frowns a little, clearly worried.
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peaceful-inpherno · 7 days ago
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and i think you've done a job that's just peachy in so! you've raised two fine boys if i do say so myself.
(ooc above text not meant in an ick way)
(they look at the butterflies, gently swatting away a few getting a bit too comfortable near their hat.)
ey', that's not fer' ya. sorry, bud, you'll drown.
-men ☕
"We're all lucky their parents are gone now after everything they've done to my poor boys..." -> He scrunches his face up slightly before relaxing. "They're safer and happier with me now. And that's all that matters to me."
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peaceful-inpherno · 7 days ago
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y'really seem ta' care for them a lot. not that it's a bad thing. it's pretty neat if ya' ask me!
-men ☕
"They're my grandsons after all. I got them out of a horrible situation with their parents and I want to ensure their safety... I'm their grandfather after all. It's my duty to protect them and make sure they're safe and sound."
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peaceful-inpherno · 7 days ago
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no need'ta fear, your honor, i'm sure he's been treating your grandson with all the love and respect he deserves ta' have!
-men ☕
"I sure hope so! Microphone and Megaphone are my babies..."
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peaceful-inpherno · 7 days ago
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yup! lil' green one. that's im'. and now they're gettin' married!
-men ☕
-> Firebrand chuckles softly, a smile pulling onto his aged face. "Oh my little boy is growing up so fast... Someday I need to get Valk to bring that boy to me so I can meet him! I bet he's been treating my little sunrise with love and respect!"
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peaceful-inpherno · 7 days ago
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might be a lot at once, i get it. a young fella' called boombox did!
-men ☕
"Boombox...." "I feel as tho I've heard of him before! Isn't he one of those little demons that take part in my grandsons' phighting matches? He's the green one with the music maker..."
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peaceful-inpherno · 7 days ago
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ah! that's good to hear. least' somebody's friendly over ere'!
your grandson valk's gettin' hitched! got proposed to by his now-fiance a while ago. passin' on the message for his family to hear!
-men ☕
-> The king went silent at that, his elderly brain taking a moment to process exactly what you just told him. "Oh....! And, if you don't mind telling me, who proposed to my grandson? I know he's dating someone... But I never got the chance to ask!"
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peaceful-inpherno · 7 days ago
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well, that's lovely to hear. perhaps i'd better have a look round' of my own someday!
speaking of which- i'm speakin' to the deity firebrand here, correct? wit' the nephews mic and megaphone, valk and dom? (just wanted to clarify since the last time ya' little messenger here tried to deliver a message or two, it didn't.. go quite as well as i hoped..)
-men ☕
"Microphone and Megaphone are my grandsons. They'd be the nephews of my brothers over there." "And yes, I am King Firebrand! But please, no need for formalities with me. You can just call me Firebrand."
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peaceful-inpherno · 7 days ago
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ah? your spawndays? well, happy spawnday to the three of ya', then! think m'own one's comin' up in a bit, hehe.
d'you know anythin' bout' this garden? whoever grew it or things like that?
(they rolled over, slowly swinging their legs.)
-men ☕
"Thank you, my friend." -> He flashes you a smile. An oh so charming one too! What a looker of a king, isn't he? "Can't say I do. We deities don't have much time to go out and really look around the Inpherno... We've all got our duties and responsibilities. I do know that this place has been here for quite some time now." "Thieves' Den is well known for their nature and animals. For their never-ending pursuit of keeping plants and animals alive! They have little enclosures here that house endangered species as well."
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peaceful-inpherno · 7 days ago
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thank ya'! awful kind of ya', stranger. not every day i get invited to frolic!
(-> they join you in the garden, laying down the cup of coffee on their head simmers gently as they relax, small puffs of steam escaping it every now and then.)
speakin' of which, this garden is quite nice. got any stories to share about it?
-men ☕ (they smelled the yaoi...)
"Can't say I have any stories about it, my child. This is the first time I've been here!" -> He laughs a little, his sunrise-colored wings fluttering slightly before folding in on themselves. "I decided take my brothers-" -> He gestured towards Illumina and Darkheart" "Here for our collective spawnday! They seem to be enjoying themselves... Especially Illumina. I've never seen him so happy before."
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peaceful-inpherno · 7 days ago
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hey, gramps! mind if i come in fer' a bit? no pressure, of course!
-men ☕
"Of course, my child. Come enjoy the butterflies with us!" -> Oh! It seems like the king was in a butterfly garden right now. Illumina and Darkheart could be seen in the background...
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peaceful-inpherno · 8 days ago
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-> Darkheart tilts their head back slightly and gently blows upwards, causing the little butterfly to hop up and flutter atop of the deity's horn. That was... Significantly better for the deity of darkness. -> Dark scooted closer and shooed some butterflies off their brother's shoulder, plopping their head down there and looking up at Illumina. It's so cute how they act the same way they do around Venomshank with him. -> The king, who would've loved to join his family, seemed to have been pulled into a conversation by some civilians and their little ones! Of course anyone would take the chance to talk to the king himself!
"Illumina! Are you ready to head out?" -> Ah yes... Brandy was here to take Illumina off on that "little adventure" for their collective birthday today! And it seems like someone else was here too... - @peaceful-inpherno [FIREBRAND ....And DARKHEART]
Illumina was dressed differently this time. If he was going out in public he didn’t want to be seen in the state he was yesterday. He was dressed in new robes along with a hood that went over his head.
It was an old outfit. The one he wore when all the swords were announced as deities. Something simple but still, it was Illumina’s style.
“Yes”
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peaceful-inpherno · 8 days ago
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-> The king chuckles a little and nods, deciding to sit himself down as well and rests his hand on his knees, watching a couple butterflies hop over the clothed parts of his body. "We.... We do not know what to do with this creature..." -> Darkheart's face scrunched up a little. They didn't mind the little butterfly on their nose, but they also weren't too keen on the idea of accidentally hurting it if they tried to shoo it away.
"Illumina! Are you ready to head out?" -> Ah yes... Brandy was here to take Illumina off on that "little adventure" for their collective birthday today! And it seems like someone else was here too... - @peaceful-inpherno [FIREBRAND ....And DARKHEART]
Illumina was dressed differently this time. If he was going out in public he didn’t want to be seen in the state he was yesterday. He was dressed in new robes along with a hood that went over his head.
It was an old outfit. The one he wore when all the swords were announced as deities. Something simple but still, it was Illumina’s style.
“Yes”
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peaceful-inpherno · 8 days ago
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"Haha... I don't think they like me that much!" -> The king rubbed the back of his neck as butterflies tried to land on him, but quickly bounced off and landed on a clothed part of his body. -> Darkheart watched the other two, their mind wandering a little before their tail perked up, glowing green eye focusing on the butterfly that rested atop their nose.
"Illumina! Are you ready to head out?" -> Ah yes... Brandy was here to take Illumina off on that "little adventure" for their collective birthday today! And it seems like someone else was here too... - @peaceful-inpherno [FIREBRAND ....And DARKHEART]
Illumina was dressed differently this time. If he was going out in public he didn’t want to be seen in the state he was yesterday. He was dressed in new robes along with a hood that went over his head.
It was an old outfit. The one he wore when all the swords were announced as deities. Something simple but still, it was Illumina’s style.
“Yes”
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