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plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

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I took 235786543123 photos at 2am but I only liked this one :///

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Remember Kreayshawn?

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Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

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As you may have heard, Oregon was one of two states where it is illegal to pump your own gas. But, on Jan 1st, a law went into effect saying they could pump their own gas. There were many complaints about “leaving kids in the car is dangerous!”, “I’m going to smell like gasoline!”, and “what if a homeless person tries to talk to me while I’m out in the open!” and it’s honestly Fucking Hilarious

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Everyone: maturing, becoming adults, functioning

Me:

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OH MY CHUCK I’M DEAD

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I’ve been laughing at this for 2 hours