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Thanks @mitzi101

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We need conspiracy nostalgia posts

POV you and your buddy just found the entrance to hollow earth in your backyard and are sipping some halo 3 game fuel before going in

POV you just caught your friends parents take of their flesh suits

POV you and your buddy met some nice German guys in caves you found in the forest

POV you are bored in take you kid to work day and open the wrong door and there’s an world elite sex cult in the conference room on floor 2 room 203

POV you and your friends just met the guy who uploads the basement tapes periodically what a silly guy

POV you and your friend drank too much sou milk and are now dressing in skirts and engaging eachother sexually

POV you and your friend accidentally found the origin of the cagot in France and Italy

POV you and your buddies are all purifying river water to avoid pineal gland calcification and fluoride poisoning

POV you and your family get lost in the Denver international airport and find the entrance to agartha

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Oh okay glad I could clear that up

What generation of Pokémon is this?

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^what he said

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like… right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????

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Lapis is a sonic heroes fan but peridot is a sa2 fan…

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GOD, I LOVE THEM SM!!!!

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It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

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^what he said

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@gayandlovableperidot is that you hoppin around in the snow

What generation of Pokémon is this?

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got my hand on the 3 pack jakks set with soap sonic this is autistic 11 year old me's dream come true

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rest in peace you fucking legend

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Think about reading fan fiction again after I’m done with the book I’m reading rn

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@beiph

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hey quick question why did they squarsh Vakama on the novel cover for LoMN

movie cover:

book cover:

help him