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i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me
#i love my chalky london water#my housemates think i’m crazy for drinking from the tap but it’s so tastey…
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thinking about the ethics of prophecy and its role as a narrative tool of coercion and control again
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i should talk abt mhyk here more. i keep saying this but i should really make it real. unfortunately i’m not sure tumblr could handle my based wizard opinions
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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
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I feel like this would appeal to a few people on here
#ONE BIG WIFE!!!!!!!#can i meet these ladies please they seem so funny#i’m in england too girls lets meet up
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Transcript: "Crank up the volume and wake up the neighbors!! Are you hearin' this or what? Is your heart pounding with the beat? AM I getting through to you? Show me what you got! I'm counting on y'all!"
Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you
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congrats on the official name
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Jod missed an opportunity to name the lyctors after their first lyctoral crimes. Yeah, Joy and Patience sounds great but if I was a cohort soldier and I hear that Ianthe Naberius, saint of Lobotomy was going to reinforce my regiment I would fight ten times harder just so the saint of Lobotomy does not need to get here.
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to all the warriors who will feel pressured to shave their legs now that it’s warm enough to wear shorts… HOLD THE LINE!!!
#i refuse to shave my legs#BUT i do still feel shame abt people seeing my leg hair because i’d get bullied for it at school :/#so i usually just never wear shorts LOL#i’m trying to unlearn this tho#because i’d rather people look at me weird than have to go through the rigmarole of shaving
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#depends on which name#my irl name no#but ash?#i wanna be the very best like no one ever was… to catch them is my real test to train them is my cau
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IDEA BY @rockint765 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
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