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Let me introduce you to this concept: batkids pick a silly t-shirt of the week, in which Brucie will be “accidentally” caught by the paparazzi.

Dick, as a millennial he is, chooses something with mottos like yolo or jokes about coffee. He also has a special love for quotes and puns, which nobody but him finds funny.

Jason does not participate, because he refuses to think about Bruce more than it’s absolutely necessary. And if some t-shirt reminds him of his dad Bruce, well, he just passes by.

Barbara, although she has a wonderful sense of humour, uses her power to spread awareness instead. When an important social or political event takes place in Gotham and beyond its chapels, the choice is hers.

Cass loves matching t-shirts, because it makes her feel that she belongs. Every time it's her turn to pick, newspapers spread out the touching headlines like “Bruce Wayne was caught with his daughter in I'm with stupid t-shirts”.

Steph simply goes to the women's department and chooses one of those ugly Eiffel Tower or a rhinestone “princess” t-shirt. They're also usually pretty tight, and, trust me, the press just loves it.

Tim wake up and choose violence Drake prints t-shirts himself, always putting some brainrot words on them. That's how “what a sigma” and “skibidi toilet rizzler” appeared in Bruce's wardrobe.

Damian takes great pride in his t-shirts, because he draws pictures on them by hand. Nobody could convince him that it's not, in fact, a competition, and he has to make sure that he is winning.

Duke always gives Bruce some niche band t-shirts. Plot twist? These bands do not exist. He just creates them himself and then proceeds to gaslight people, because “what do you mean you don't know batshit on the rooftop? You, uncultured pig! Their music literally changed my life!”.

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Woke up

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I'm WHEEZING at arcane twitter's general consensus on this moment

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viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

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They should make an actual "banned books" store that only sells classified government documents

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The Convicts of Mischief

GeorgeNotFound, Dream, and Sapnap.

Here's the big pic! Dropping some lore of their backstroies in the mavericks series soon enough

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Скетч изначально был на бумаге, но в дидже я кое-что доработала и поменяла. Напоминаю, что у меня есть телега, где я чаще пощу штуки по дсмп

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The best part about DC canon being a sandbox is that you can combine different parts of different timelines into your Frankenstein ideal just to give Bruce Wayne more gray hairs

Observe

Bruce: Dick you know you’re 26 you can’t keep working as a gymnastics instructor on a volunteer basis you need a career.

Dick who has been working as a lawyer in nyc for 3 years now: hmmm yeah you’re totally right B maybe I’ll take some classes

Bruce: Tim you need to get your GED, I cannot allow you to give up on education at highschool.

Tim who got into ivy university and has been zeta-ing back and forth: …hmmm maybe I’m kinda busy

Bruce: I have no idea what Jason does in the day

Jason catholic priest Todd: … yeah I got nothing

-this shitpost was brought to you solely to remind everyone that JASON TODD WAS A CATHOLIC PRIEST IN ANOTHER DIMENSION THANK YOU

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Maddie being introduced as this literal ray of sunshine and then being the first to beat along to Piltovers turn to martial law. Her interactions with Vi mystifying her as “one of the good ones.” One of the good Zaunites. She was always discriminatory toward Zaunites, they just didn’t make it overt at her introduction. The turn to fascism and discrimination can start with anyone. Including a literal ray of sunshine.

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dream in one of my outfits

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HOW I TAG C!DREAM FICS

Do you like writing fics about c!Dream? Do you also struggle with filling that "additional tags" box on AO3? Then I might have the post for you! Here are some suggestions for bonus tags you can use, just based on what I've seen from others and used myself.

WHO?

You've already filled out the characters and relationships, but that doesn't mean that's all you can say about them. Why not make it clear who your fic focuses on, or how they're being portrayed? You can substitute Dream here for any character.

Author is a Clay | Dream Apologist (Video Blogging RPF)

Author is a Clay | Dream Sympathizer (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream-centric (Video Blogging RPF)

POV Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Hybrid Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Human Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Villain Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream is Not a Villain (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream is a Menace (Video Blogging RPF)

Happy Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Sad Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Angry Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Manipulative Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Protective Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Soft Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Hurt Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Prisoner Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)

Anarchist Syndicate Member Clay | Dream (Dream SMP)

Clay | Dream is Bad at Feelings (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream is Not Okay (Video Blogging RPF)

WHO? (Part 2)

As well as lone characters, you can also include relationship dynamics. I've used Tommy as the example here, but once again, you can replace him with anyone.

Positive Clay | Dream & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream & TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream & TommyInnit Friendship (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream & TommyInnit Bonding (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream & TommyInnit are Enemies (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream & TommyInnit are Siblings (Video Blogging RPF)

Clay | Dream & TommyInnit are Like Siblings (Video Blogging RPF)

WHERE?

You can obviously find more location tags than this, but here are some general ones I found after a quick skim.

The Community House (Dream SMP)

Prime Path (Dream SMP)

Church Prime (Dream SMP)

Pandora's Vault Prison (Dream SMP)

Arctic Commune (Dream SMP)

L'Manberg Crater (Dream SMP)

Pogtopia (Dream SMP)

Abandoned Pogtopia (Dream SMP)

Las Nevadas (Dream SMP)

Kinoko Kingdom (Dream SMP)

Snowchester (Dream SMP)

Logstedshire (Dream SMP)

Personal Limbos (Dream SMP)

WHEN?

There are some Super Specific tags for eras. If you want to go even further, you can even find tags for individual streams.

Early Dream SMP

Pre-Founding of L'Manberg (Dream SMP)

Founding of L'Manberg (Dream SMP)

Early L'Manberg (Dream SMP)

L'Manberg War of Independence (Dream SMP)

2020 L'Manberg Election (Dream SMP)

Manberg-Pogtopia War (Dream SMP)

New L'Manberg (Dream SMP)

Exile Arc (Dream SMP)

Butcher Army (Dream SMP)

Technoblade's Execution (Dream SMP)

Doomsday War (Dream SMP)

Destruction of L'Manberg (Dream SMP)

Disc Saga (Dream SMP)

Disc Saga Finale (Dream SMP)

Eggpire Arc (Dream SMP)

Anarchist Syndicate (Dream SMP)

Prison Arc (Dream SMP)

Clay | Dream Escapes Pandora's Vault Prison (Dream SMP)

Post-Prison Arc (Dream SMP)

Dream SMP Season 1 | Pre-Reboot

Dream SMP Season 2 | Post-Reboot

WHAT?

How close to canon is your fic? What's the tone? What are some of the general themes? You can be as vague or specific as you want.

Canon Compliant

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

Alternate Universe - Fantasy

Pre-Canon

Post-Canon

Happy Ending

Sad Ending

Bittersweet Ending

Ambigious/Open Ending

Alternate Ending - Dream SMP

Missing Scene

Character Study

Unreliable Narrator

Hurt/Comfort

Hurt No Comfort

Angst

Fluff

Crack

Crack Treated Seriously

Developing Friendships

Strained Friendships

Dubious Morality

Manipulation

Trust Issues

Paranoia

Fear

Betrayal

Isolation

Arguing

Reminiscing

Introspection

Acceptance

Kindness

Healing

Recovery

Injury Recovery

Religion

Religious Imagery & Symbolism

Necromancy

Resurrection

Clay | Dream's Revive Book (Video Blogging RPF)

There are SO MANY tags out there, and this is only a small selection of them. Feel free to add on some of your own!

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POV the prince exits the meeting room and waves at you while you’re standing guard

Keep reading

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Short Prompt #1389

“Buddy, I know I look very scary right now,” Hero said, trying to wipe off the blood of their teammates, “but if you want to get back home, you’ll have to trust me.”

Villain’s child was… surprised to say the least. “You betrayed them? B-But Superhero–!”

“Yeah, if you don’t want to see them we gotta go. Now!”

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Silly Game Time: Okay, we all know those obvious traps that are a box held up by a stick. What sorta bait would actually tempt you into one?

(For me, it'd be a cute puppy or kitten. Or a burly DILF who wants to talk about queer theory in media. Or a cheese platter.)

A slice of chocolate cheesecake, the expensive kind

Or a pile of new hoodies and fun shirts

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Dear followers and mutuals

I've started watching Lost 2004 again. I will not be saveable. There will be lostposting.

Thank you for your time

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GRANDMA IS SO HARDCORE IM SCREAMING

GET ON  HER LEVEL