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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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fic writers and artists rejoice we’re gonna finally have an accurate layout to work with instead of brief glimpses held up with spit & glue 🙏🙏🙏

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Good evening people, today I assigned a Furby Boom to all the Life Series members for funsies. I was struggling with some of them so much (especially Scar & Bdubs), so if you have better suggestions please tell because I will always want to talk about Furbies >:D

(Also I decided to use that one template that has been going around for this because it's easy)

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Thank god for Sketchfab. Drawing the car was so worth it

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Day 22: royalty AU; loyal knight;

@alterdnbweek

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Another crumb from "My Beloved Prince AU". I couldn't find anything else for today, again sorry for my poor English. Enjoy ☺️☺️☺️

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The training was literally torture!

"Very well, let's fan here for today." Said the young emperor

Why are we doing this in the first place?, thought the former prince.

"You have to work more on your reflections and balance your strength with your speed, I have passed half of this match mostly chasing you behind, instead of fighting.", the pinkette said the last sentence with more fun than anything else.

"Do we really have to train so often? We are already both in good shape, right?", The Biondo Giovanne asked.

"Oh, really?"

"I mean, learning some new tricks is useful and everything but I can take at least 5 of your best guards, and this is a fact.", The former prince was still laughing for having literally kicked the asses of 5 future knights, and immediately after calling him "doll " nothing less, what a joke. "Now, if you need me I will be in my room to rest.", Having said that, the Alpha was about to leave but, a handful of his arms stopped him.

"Tell me, how many times have you been able to beat me since we started these trainings?", the pinkette asked, with no teasing in his voice.

"… no once", admitted the other.

"Exactly. So until you manage to defeat me I will continue to" torture you" with our training sessions every times."

"Why exactly? Is not that I will ever go around with a sword by my side, or that I will fight in a war again, so what is the point?"

"The point is that you can never be too careful, you could be my concubine now, but this does not mean that in the future you will not be forced to use your combat skills again."

"So your concubine and possible future bodyguard? Waoh, what curriculum.", the blonde said with a laugh.

"I prefer to use the term Loyal Knight if this makes you feel better.", the young emperor said with a sweet tone and lovely smile.

"Your loyal knight in sparkling armor, my Emperor?", the Alpha finished the phrase with a hand-kissing.

"Yes, my Prince."

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♻️Reblogs are appreciated♻️

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Some Dream unicorn concept designs for different aus I'm part of. The propaganda is real

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your mazaleian (i cant spell) smalletho gives me life, actually, do you have anything esle to share about them

thank you for asking! I did not. So here you go, some sketches fresh off the… canvas. Or something.

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I don't know if anybody already called it out, but every Life series Winners Soulmate (except for Joel (for now)) has also won a season.

Which I know is only a coincidence but still so funny to me.

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I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH

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i looked through some of the catholic blogs that have been in my notes and who all they reblog from. do y'all want to see the worst opinions in the world

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I loved how you described c!dream in the "creature creature" fic so I had to draw him

OH LOOK AT HIM!!

he's so adorable <3 <3 thank you so much, i love him!!

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is it ooc for c!Sam to taunt someone??? (workin on a fic) I think yes but??? maybe not??? help???

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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collection of unhinged and likely inaccurate dsmp memes I made during english class in 2021

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Drawing bases & pose references pt 58 ✨

3 extra drawings for patrons!

Hope I can fix my posting schedule for next week orz

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Silly Game Time: Everybody is getting one treat that is traditionally associated with December (or winter in general) in their cultures.

What are you choosing for yourself?

(Myself, I think I'll go with an orange roll. It's like a cinnamon roll, but with an orange-based spread instead of cinnamon-sugar.)

The chocolate kiss cookies! Hold on, let me find a picture

My family likes to make them with dark chocolate, but milk is traditional. My brother turns the kids upside down when he makes them so they are easier to eat.