misterlettuce
The Everso Closely Guarded Line
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What? Description? Really? What is there to say... this is a tumblr, and I post on it. I also wear clothing. Things I post a lot of: Fun Music, Pictures that make me laugh, and a little bit of everything in between. If you want to find my Animal Crossing blog, it's lettucecrossing, and my Dead Milkmen blog is milkmanmoo. Lettuce is a nerdy girl.
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misterlettuce · 6 years ago
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Hey, it’s me.
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It’s me!
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“Celebrating Sax: Instruments and Innovation” exhibition at The Met… or aka the horrific past of brass
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Ganser kicked ass at Popfest!
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Upcoming dates!
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misterlettuce · 6 years ago
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Air-sea Dolphin are cool. Air-sea Dolphin has Robert Schneider (The Apples in Stereo) in it. Air-sea Dolphin has The Brothers Chaps (Homestar Runner) in it. Air-sea Dolphin are way cool.
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misterlettuce · 6 years ago
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Someday this egg will hatch, and it will be awesome.
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don’t
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misterlettuce · 6 years ago
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crack an egg
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misterlettuce · 6 years ago
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(Picture of a house across the street from Westboro Baptist Church)
Hello lovely trans and nonbinary people! You all are so wonderful and great and valid! I hope you have a good life and focus on the good things! You deserve it!
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misterlettuce · 6 years ago
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Hello world, I guess that I'm an egg.
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misterlettuce · 6 years ago
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck that.
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misterlettuce · 6 years ago
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daddy pig is a bear
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misterlettuce · 6 years ago
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I hope that people don’t think that I’m trying to be rude, but seriously, I really have a thing for food!
Hey there, joewalshisokayiguess, how has life been treating you lately?
pretty good hun. just eating a chocolate bar with almonds. hanging out with some cats. u??
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misterlettuce · 6 years ago
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Yeah, I think that they do have like 40 million flavors, but they only advertise 40 in the bag. I know that they have other special flavors that they have in special packs and stuff too. As for thrifting, I got a pink flamingo puppet recently, the kind with the strings and the thing that you hold in your hand to make it walk and stuff. Besides that, nothing too wild and crazy lately, although I did get some neat new wave records a month or two ago. Yeah, I should definitely document my journey into the world of foods in song... My name is Mister Lettuce and I’m hooked on sweets, that’s why my toes are numb, but I can’t stay away. I’m big on jelly beans, the Jelly Belly flavors make the cut sure my blood sugar was almost 250, so I should probably give them up. I like ice cream, many different flavors make for a good food group, I’m sure that I’ll be okay if I have just one scoop. There’s cakes and donuts and candy bars to make me smile, But to negate the effects from eating all of those, I’d have to walk a mile. I kinda like the idea of living as long as I can and keeping my feet, so perhaps broccoli and cheese and bacon would be neat. I’d rather not have to be reliant on having insulin shots, so maybe I’ll just throw some good veggies and some chicken into the hot pot. My name is Mister Lettuce, and I can’t keep killing myself slowly with food, but would waiting until my next birthday to make these changes be rude? I know that I really need to treat myself better because I’m worth it, but holy shit, this isn’t fair, I promise after January 15th, I’ll change.
Hey there, joewalshisokayiguess, how has life been treating you lately?
pretty good hun. just eating a chocolate bar with almonds. hanging out with some cats. u??
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