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If Horny Police were actually a thing and if I could join that and legally bonk the Horny people then my life would be complete

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hiiiii i stole this from twittler send me colors <3

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Imagine kissing in public. kinda cringe

and no I'm not bitter, I just like DECENCY LIKE ANY OTHER NORMAL PERSON PLEASE STOP MAKING OUT HOLY SHIT

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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this is the weather I'm tryna live in

Just storm in a Canada

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MY STUPID FUCKING CAT JUST PUT HER FOOT IN MY MASHEDD POTATOEOS

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asians: pls care about racism against us

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The chances of the contents of your beverage being replaced with piss is low, but never zero.

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One of the advantages of not being an Iconic Popular Tumblr Person is the ability to say anything without anyone caring

and the few people who do care forget about it, and honestly? I don't see it as something to complain about. I can say absolutely anything and no one will care and that's actually really good. look

*ahem* I eat poop. I can say that and not be labelled as a serial poopoo eater because it'll be forgotten in like 0.000001 seconds! I have so much freedom

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imagine being a fairly iconic tumblr blog lmao smh my head get a load of this guy hes iconic lmfao

do you ever feel superior because you run a fairly iconic tumblr blog or do you feel a sense of shame that its a fairly iconic tumblr blog

i feel like calling anybody a fairly iconic tumblr blog is like punching them right in the throat

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im gonna fucking lose it someone's on my dashboard talking about the dream smp shit or whatever the fuck "oh huloshggejrjhghhjfbhj did you hear about fgjkshkuhskjgf something something wilbur soot something something jkfljdgfnfn #dream smp tee hee lol"

WHAT IS THIS CRINGE FANGIRL SHIT ON MY DASHBOARD WHAT SINS DID I COMMIT FOR THIS STUPID MINECRAFT YOUTUBER FANGIRL SHIT TO APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE THIS I DO NOT WANT THIS

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"vee hickle" SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS VEHICLE PRONOUNCED VEEICKLE NOT VEE HICKLE DUMBASS IDIOT DUMB

"vEe HiCkLe" what kind of yee haw texas ranch horse riding burger ohio cornfield farmer billy bob joe bullshit is this

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i took a shit oh no i missed my crap hit the floor now its walking through the door [music]

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Hot guy

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might fuck around and learn how to make videogames so I can make an open-world type game where you're basically an isekai protagonist

BUT you're not an important character at all and you don't get a harem because none of the characters of dateable and they all immediately fucking hate you

and if you walk around late at night there would be a chance of running into the local poop dealer and being given the option to fight the local poop dealer to earn the right to her poop, and it's a whole fucking boss battle

hmmm now that I think about it learning how to make games and character models or whatever might be worth it if i'll be able to make a poop dealer boss battle