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your f/o having a crush on you but they’re the worst at hiding it .. always perking up at the mention of your name , getting you gifts and paying for your food , offering to take trips with you and do things for you , rambling on and on about you with their friends with the sweetest smile and flushed face , always stuck to your side whenever you’re around .. and somehow , it’s obvious to everyone but you ;3

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Rejoice! Rare OC art be upon ye! Been seeing people talk a lot about original yumes so I am pulling out my secret third F/O! Meet Dr. Alano Diego de Lezo, doctor by day, vampire also by day. He's a "retired" army medic ( read: he died on the job ) who loves music, the complexity of the human brain, and making kids happy!

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sequel to the duchess not-tato dump that I completely forgot about! Sophia may act cool and collected around most people but if there's one person she'll turn to for honest unfiltered advice it's her good ol' buddy Robbie. Unfortunately for her, Robbie is not above lying to secure his free supply of baked potato and cheese.

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souprice ma!!

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jutsuki/sportacus #3 (from the mr kicker au), she/any, cishet taken, ~30, 5’1”, “the perpetual yellowbelt”

she stays in yellow-orange forever (even if technically she has the skill of a redbelt) because 1, color scheme, 2, it means she is always learning and will never become a true master regardless of physical prowess until her mind is honed as well.

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ABOUT THE COLORS! ( that's actually my favorite part ) you can go one of two directions! - Combined colors! this works beautifully for characters with colors that blend well, like red and blue/ yellow and blue/ red and yellow. Garnet and Malachite follow this scheme - Not combined colors! Do you not want your fusion to be baby poop yellow or boring beige? this is when displaying the colors separately is an option. Garnet also does this! Ultimately it depends on the relationship between your characters (yes really! I hold firmly that fusion is a relationship don't @ me ) and how well they get along will heavily affect the appearance of their fusion from placement of features to number of limbs. Color scheme can and WILL be affected

To the Steven Universe community:

HOW THE HECK DO YOU DESIGN FUSIONS??? PLEASE I'M DESPERATE FOR HELP

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The cons of rewatching a show you have almost zero memory of: getting to watch your FO fall into a diabetic coma for the first time aaaaall over again Bonus:

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Under the Old Light Pole

It was late on a Sunday night, early in February. The air was a kind of cold that chilled your bones as the villain huffed. He tried, at first to grip the sole light pole on the street.

"That SportaFLOP thought HE could stop ME, Robbie Rotten? with a little grease? Ha! I'll show that do-gooder REAL elbow grease and set a trap for the ENTIRE TOWN! That'll teach THEM for watching sports on a Sunday!" He grimaced. Sports! on the laziest day of the week! Superbowl schmuperbowl, the villain didn't care if it was the Olympics, one did not disrupt the sanctity of rest with that dreadful active business! With a dialogue fitting only the most cartoonish of men, Robbie set to work- pushing and groaning as he tried, and then failed, to topple over the light pole.

"I see, you're playing hard to get are you?" He uttered menacingly. "Fine fine I guess I will JUST have to dismantle you the old fashioned way" It was that chain of events that found him clutching the lamp for dear life. He was almost certain he was going to become the Billboard Guy for real this time when the sound of rap reached his ears. Ice blue eyes widened comically when they landed on a strange and beautiful face across the street. Inexplicably, this stranger had set up a booth on the back of the town dump truck and was hard at work curating the most disruptive and provocative playlist he had ever heard. At almost midnight! At once two conflicting thoughts ran through his head. Why hadn't HE thought of that?

and more confusingly How had he not noticed a townie as good looking as him, and why did that cute little smile set his heart racing as they danced away to a rhythm of their own design? It took only that moment for Robbie to fall- both physically and metaphorically- with a startled yelp. "Oh hey there be careful!" The world's most perfect voice reached his ears immediately as he was greeted not with the sight of his arch nemesis coming to an obnoxious and unwanted rescue, but the very welcome sight of this emerald clad newcomer racing to his side. The thought of their undivided attention hit him with a strange sense of giddiness and pride harder than his impact with the ground. The reason was something the villain would unpack later, or preferably never. "They grease those after 8 where I come from. You gotta be real careful with your grip."

The advice came with an outstretched hand. Robbie almost refused, but something about the way the pretty DJ flashed him an inviting smile melted aaaall the bravado away and with a nervous swallow, he took the beguiling stranger's offer. "I-I uh- ... Thank you." He replied curtly as he accepted their help. His legs nearly turned to jelly at the lightning that shot down his spine and filled his stomach with butterflies as his palm met theirs. It had all the qualities he somehow never knew he loved, a perfect fit in his. "Go birds. This your first win?" The tone in their voice was laced with something lighthearted, like a joke only they knew the punchline to. Normally it would have put him on edge but there was something friendly about this perfect stranger that turned his nerves to molten goo. They weren't here to lecture him for his rotten plan. For whatever reason, they didn't question him at all and the thought made his heart flutter.

"Yeah I uh I- uh yeah it is" He flashed them a nervous smile and the fact that their hands still connected seemed to be lost on them both as the DJ stood there with that blasted smile. A smile meant for him. "Well that makes two of us then, congratulations!... for probably the first time in both our lives" The casual way they rolled their eyes nearly took his breath away. The newcomer swung their joined hands playfully as they continued. "You know, climbing these is a Superbowl tradition back home" "Oh- oh really?" His heart fluttered as he slipped his hand out of theirs. "And what kind of tradition is that?" "An Emerald City tradition" The DJ folded their arms behind their back and the villain couldn't help but think about how adorable they looked as they swayed. "City of Brotherly Love reeeeally knows how to party" The look in their glittering eyes under the soft warmth of the lamp light both captivated him and spoke of a certain mischief. By the end of the night, the villain found himself and his new best friend chanting the lyrics of his new favorite song through the street, waking the town up one house at a time as they carted off their surprisingly easily won prize- one disconnected lamp lost he fully intended to use as a road block later. Apparently that was Emerald City tradition too.

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special reminder for Orange Man Spotlight Sunday would Robbie be spiteful enough to hack the jumbotron at the game and use it to broadcast that one message from "V for Vendetta?" for the special politicians in attendance and everyone who paid to support him? yes, yes he would

Shoutout to my Robbie romancers that no matter how rotten he may be he would never endorse a government that jeopardizes your rights to autonomy, health care, or representation. He loves you more than anything else and he'd happily help you burn down an establishment that is actively hurting his people ( that is you. You are his people ) Yes this includes hacking the devices of people who post content designed to target your race, mental health, gender, or orientation ( INCLUDING ""triggered"" memes ) and programming them to blow up their owners' houses ...he may be a little bad to the bone but it's only because he loves you and he's intense enough about it that he would sacrifice the world to see you smile. You are his weakness, he can't help it~

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It has been. A Day

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tis the year to tap the sign again for those of you who think its about "shipping goggles" :^) it's not always required to examine the source material before engaging with a fandom but when it comes to claiming canonicity to sexuality or relationship status between established characters, always defer to the creator your headcanons may not be as canon as you think they are

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Happy 60th to "The Year without a Santa Claus" and a merry 16th to "A Miser Brothers Christmas" redrew some older pieces to commemorate the occasion! ( if you recognize their new training jackets no you don't <3 )

More to come! :D

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“Now where’s my son been hiding such a darling thing like you?”

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My take on Mother Nature 🌿🌎 She’s a combination of the original TYWASC Mother Nature and the redesign from the sequel, because I love both of them so much 💚💚

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Unpopular opinion but I think Stephanie went a little overboard with the "Spooky Song" I don't know about you but if my campers started singing about spiders in our quarters I'd evacuate everyone and call an exterminator because the kinds of spiders that like to live in sleeping bags aren't exactly the harmless ones...