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we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

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Pass the detritus

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deeply obsessed with this

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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

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Paintings of hammerhead sharks depicted in the "Oki National Products Illustration Notes". From Japan, Edo Period, 1735 CE

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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honestly this screenshot just says everything

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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a girl gets her heart broken in 89 different ways every single day and then goes on tumblr to reblog snoopy pictures

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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

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the french beatles

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what do you mean i have to keep going? what the fuck

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sam and frodo when that little gray freak starts yelling about taking his fish "raw and wriggling" or whatever

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