Look at that! See that icon? That's a glass of brandy. It's a pun, because my name is Brandy, so I put a picture of brandy as my icon so you’d never be confused.A sereis of hyperfixation in a trenchcoat posing as a personality.
excuse you, do not pay such disrespect to our chosen leader, Firestar
Warrior Cats saved kids lit by being full of like ongoing murder and intrigue and weird cat love triangles. Do you know how many of these books I bought when I was 11? We have an entire shelf of these bad boys.
being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.