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“i was born afab!” “i was born amab” well i was born inside a jail I was born with scum like you I am from the gutter too
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seems to be impossible for skinny people not to mention just how skinny they are in the tags of posts about fat people. they can’t not mention it it’s crazy. are you afraid people are going to think you’re fat on the Internet because you reblogged a post about fatness without clarifying you’re a size two? god i’m so sorry for everything you’ve been through. now turn to the side for a minute i don’t want to look at you
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theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw
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I love how you can use the environment in baldur’s gate.
for instance, I got my ass completely handed to me in a battle, so on my second attempt I piled barrels of gunpowder & wine near where the enemies would run out, and had one of my guys posed with a fire spell to ignite them. and THIS TIME, I triggered a massive explosion on my first turn of combat, instantly killing my entire party.
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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved
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I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice
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went to an art exhibition and the artist was drawing a self-portrait dressed up as a dog and i wish this was my job so fucking bad
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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before
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