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Flora was already soothed by her offerings. And in a good mood. It helped eased Fauna’s nerves. It was quite a huge feat to tell her sister that the “neanderthal” she’s dating has knocked her up. She just had to make sure that her sister was in the best mood possible for this.
“I didn’t mean to scare you. I just decided to drop by. We could use some sister time.” She wandered over to retrieve glasses for their wine. Once it was poured, Fauna patted the spot next to her on the couch. “It is very good news. I think you’ll be very excited.”
Surprising News [Flora & Fauna]
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Fauna continued to busy herself with the morning prep work. Mel’s little story definitely made her news a bit startling. But she didn’t let it spoil her mood for too long.
“Sounds rough. I saw Dash and Eilonwy wandering through the park last night. Didn’t want to interrupt. Just think, you got a practice run for motherhood.”
Busy Bees [Mel & Fauna]
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Fauna kissed his cheek gently as he stopped in the kitchen. He was still groggily trying to process functioning, but she was busying herself with the cooking. The meal was quick to prepare, and she had it sitting on the counter. With a gentle hand, she led him to the seat. “So, I really need to talk to you.” She sat at her own plate and nervously fiddled with her fork. “I think you should sit down first, though.”
Jetsum pushed himself up and out of the bedroom, his heavy feet rubbing against the floors as he walked with a groggy feel. He never was a morning person. "Ya’ could put the fridge on a plate an’ I’d be happy. But whateva’ ya whip together will be fine.” He said running his hands across his eyes.
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Natalie Portman (as Nicole) Devin Brochu (as TJ) Excerpts from this dark coming-of-age comedy-drama, Hesher (2010)
#face#this is literally how I imagine high school Fauna#probably through college#she probably still has glasses like that lying around somewhere#she is literally a crazy cat lady in her late twenties#career goals
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New blog ~~ used to be tomhazeldine
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Busy Bees [Mel & Fauna]
Fauna spent most of the early morning prepping doughnuts and croissants for the morning rush. When the happy brunette walked in for work, Fauna greeted her with a smile.
"Good morning, Mel! How was your night?"
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Fauna: Here's a riddle.
Fauna: What has a pack of cats, an Irish boyfriend, and a baby in her belly?
Fauna: The answer is me.
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Surprising News [Flora & Fauna]
Fauna brought a fresh batch of her signature vegan lemon bars and a fancy bottle of wine to her sister's house. She knew she needed the metaphorical armor for her sister's imminent fury. But despite the impending doom feeling over her head, she couldn't stop smiling. After letting herself in to Flora's apartment, she called out for her sister.
"Flora! Flora! I have some news for you."
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"Now that's no way to face the morning." She gently grabbed his hands and began to tug him to his feet. "C'mon. C'mon. It's a big day, Jet." Despite her nerves she was still excited. But there was no way to gauge how he was going to react. "Get the coffee started. How's French toast sound? With some eggs, and bacon?"
"Oh… but there ain’ no fun in that if I gots to learn." He said with a rough laugh. He groaned as she spoke of actually getting out of bed and after another moment of layhing down he lifted himself up with a few more grunts and sighs. "I’m up… I’m up."
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"You can watch me. Maybe one day you'll actually pick up some cooking skill from me." She leaned up and planted a gentle kiss on his cheek. "But I love your coffee. C'mon, Cabbage Brain, let's get up."
"Yeah well, best I not make anythin’. Yah know I always throw togetha’ a bunch of crap. But I can do coffee."
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"You're always welcome to brew the coffee. You make a mean cup of coffee. Besides, I always enjoy the company."
"I like the sound of that. Yah don’ wan’ me to help yah out do yah?" He said laughing.
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"Breakfast?"
"Mh, good mornin’, sweetheart."
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"Good morning."
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"Sir, I don't believe we've met. My name is Fauna Faraday. I am the owner of the bakery. And I can assure you, I learned how to make cannolis in Assisi, Italy, they will be the best you will find outside of Italy."
I see they have cannoli here
the question is: is it any good?
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