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Vicar Amelia
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Gurt the Goblin, when the sleep deprivation hits tried to avoid doing any real lighting, it seems to have worked okay. also trying to get into the habit of signing stuff more. decided to call the little rodents Sneefers
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They want you to be so tired that you give up on hobbies because you just never have time. Bit you gotta work cuz if you don't you don't eat so after enough time all you think you have time to do is work, then they can ask you to work longer because it's not like you do anything else right?
Never give up on your hobbies or interests! Even if you have to pause them to get what little rest you can. They'll be there for you later.
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AABRIA YOU CAN BE MY MUSCLE MOMMY ANY DAY
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Hear me out…
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Preferably with the addition of the person who did the cleanup work to make it streamlined
Quick, someone help me find that picture of the knight kneeling to be knighted but someone edited him to have a phat ass in a thong. My discord is having a serious discussion about this.
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Quick, someone help me find that picture of the knight kneeling to be knighted but someone edited him to have a phat ass in a thong. My discord is having a serious discussion about this.
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depression tips™
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 
put on clean, comfortable clothes. 
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
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"This is a Man's snack"
Brennen dipping gummy worms into coffee was so endearing actually
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Honestly I'd recommend escape from the blood keep. It was my first d20 season I watched and it's still one of the funniest and just fun watches to me. Pretty much no emotional turmoil and it's a fun take on the genre.
can any d20 stans tell me which seasons are most similar vibes wise to starstruck and nsbu bc sometimes i have trouble sitting through the more heavy/emotional seasons and sometimes a girl wants to have a silly little laugh lol
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things i want to be
really hot
not poor
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