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InChident?!

New scene appeared on the podium, so called Lestappen podium according to the internet. We've noticed there has been an intimate touch by Max Verstappen holding the waist of his rival Charles Leclerc.

When being asked about the strange close interaction, the RedBull driver is economy with his words as always, "It's just an inChident."

But is it true? We'll keep following in Las Vegas.

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insp

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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

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guys i just found the campest rosquez video ever. the camp to end all camps.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9WPpgnK5p-/?igsh=MTA4MGJ0aXM1aGVtNQ==

absolutely pissing my pants rn

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Not Marc having more media attention than Jorge who is the literally world champion

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250 Likes!

lets freaking goooo

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Thank god sports arent real and its just yaoi roleplay, thank god

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He’s so fine

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motogp as a sport is about many things. motorcycles. twinks. fucking that old man. being corny during the most important moment of your competitive life. almost dying. breakups. hanging your ass off that thang. leather fetishwear. insane medical trauma. waxing your entire body toes to chin. stupid jewellry. even stupider tattoos. lying. asshole-clenching overtakes. mindgames and intimidation. fucking up. and most importantly. love.

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Hope to see at least 10 fanfics on ao3 about aleix and jorge tonight.

Also another 5 about Marc in a suit collecting 3rd place.

Thanks

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cringiest sport in the world i love you

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predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

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Brutus - Marc Marquez & Valentino Rossi

I saw a Max Verstappen edit on tiktok (by _SV5_F1_Edits) to this song and immediately knew this was so rosquez coded I had to find a way to edit it.

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Ok but one thing I love about motorsports is that on one side we have F1 where you will be like a witch by the FIA is you so much as look at someone funny or attempt cursing and on the othe side we have MotoGP where I'm pretty sure the drivers could full on have dirty, kinky and very gay sex ( I'm looking at you parc fermè dry humping) on camera and no one would bat an eye. I find this distinction very funny and deeply entertaining because I can just imagine the F1 drivers going to a MotoGP race and acting like scandalised 1800 time travels atthe shenanigans the idiots are pulling out of their ass. Or alternatively MotoGP drivers going to a F1 race and the subsequential chaos that would happen, one very vivid image is a paddock full on fire with Marc watching it with the terminator look and cackling like the terrorist he is ( all the wile Alex is watching disappointed but not surprised and Pecco is just dissociating with the wettest rat look imaginable).

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I would have to be restrained to stop making these

masterlist

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goodbye my danish sweetheart - rosquez

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gonna slide this across the table to valentino rossi like a business card in american psycho. "do you remember how you used to run, vale? do you remember?"

song: watermelon by john and jane q