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Grabs you by the scruff

UNHAND ME YOU CRETIN

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found some absurdly beautiful product pictures for a lamp (i think?) on this japanese website <3

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im scared of a baboon in the same way that im scared of a wolf, but im scared of a chimpanzee in the same way that im scared of a person thats been following me for a few too many turns

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sorry my family didn’t teach me that i have a place among others so now i’m weird . sorry

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who else thinks they're spending too much money on these half time shows. next year it should just be a teacher reading aloud from a copy of gary paulsen's hatchet

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emotional processing is so funny because sometimes you’ll be violently sobbing on your bedroom floor over something that happened 4 years ago and then you’ll just. get up and make coffee. and go to the grocery store. and take all this fundamental sadness for a walk. and ponder the cosmic experiences of humanity while eating a sandwich. and that’s healing.

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Your wish is my command, random advertisement. I don't know what you expect me to do with your devilish concoction, but your wish remains my command.

I need to know what demographic hates this! Dentists? Dermatologists? General Doctors? Counter-Terrorist Organizations? Interpol? The USPS? Grocery Store Employees? The lucrative 18-35 demographic? Will I be put on trial for war crimes? But you don't tell me, you just tell me to mix one with the other and fail to tell me who hates this one weird trick!

Well joke's on you I'm going to do it without looking at your probably actively malicious website, and find out what you're not telling me! If it turns into an explosive, it's entirely on you, random advertisement.

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my brain every time I cross a bridge:

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HELLO ?