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would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

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Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

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Nintendogs Golden Retriever + Ants

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Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

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i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing

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you should probably worry about the wraith as well

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your slor 💔

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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curious that you think I'm a bitch, considering the homunculus clone of you that I keep in my basement has never said something like that to me. could it simply be that the stresses of your daily life are making you irritable?

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Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame